When Were You Wearing The Wrong Thing At The Wrong Time?

[Glenn]

On St. Patrick's Day, a group of firemen participated in parade... dressed as women. No big deal, but during the parade an actual fire broke out and the firemen sprang into action... in their dresses. Makes for a great You Tube video. Oh, and 30% of grown men admit that they let their mother pick their clothes. Their MOTHER! Oy vay... anyway, this leads to today's question: WHEN WERE YOU WEARING THE WRONG THING AT THE WRONG TIME?

[Zel]

On a return flight once from a family vacation to DisneyWorld, without thinking I wore a NY Jets T-Shirt. Arriving at the Orlando airport at the TSA checkpoint, the agent looked at me and said "Are you nuts wearing that shirt around here?" I immediately knew I was in trouble. It was pretty slow that time of day, and he called over additional agents. Some good natured ribbing ensued and they decided to put me through a series of humorous checks, which were more indicative of a DUI stop than a real TSA check. It was all done in good fun and I played along with it. The airport staff seems to have a grand time at my expense (even several of the security staff came over to see what all the commotion and laughter was about). My youngest daughter asked her mom why daddy was being investigated. My wife told her... "because he’s an idiot."

[Lund Explorer]

Not so funny:

I can remember being told it wasn't a good idea to travel home on leave in my uniform. Since the airlines gave a military discount at the time, I would always buy my ticket a few days before the flight (in uniform), so I could change into civies for the actual trip.

Funny:

A few years ago while serving as the treasurer for our local rod and gun club it was normal practice for the club's president to drop by the house at least once a week to go over club business. One morning he stopped by fully decked out in his best all black suit on the way to a funeral only to be met at the door by our dog. The two of them had always gotten along famously.

Now our dog might be a blue heeler by breed, but the president quickly found out why I always called her a purebred "white shedder". Even though I gave him our lint roller to take along when he left, I'm afraid he was the only person at that funeral with furry pants!

[Sfritr]

Wife was coming home from a business trip. I thought it was a great idea to surprise her by jumping out from around the corner in a banana hammock.

Suprise!!!!!

Only to be greeted by my wife and her boss, who had come over to get a document........

In my opinion, I looked good as hell.... :eyebrows:

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Let's see. My wifes family are die hard Auburn fans. By die hard I mean they would sooner cut themselves then be around a Bama fan. Anyway, my sister in law was getting married Labour Day weekend a few years ago. I was already mad because she was screwing up my weekend with her plans. My wife didn't make me go to the wedding rehearsal, and told me to change out of my "tacky" Raiders shirt before the dinner. Being none to happy about her comment I went out and bought a Crimson Tide shirt that was 2 sizes too small and a Bear Bryant hat. I show up to the reception wearing said get up. My brother in law choked on his drink laughing, his dad cracked up, my SIL turned purple she was so angry and started crying, my wife and mother an father inlaw kicked me out of the reception. They were livid with me. My MIL informed me if she saw me in that hat again she would set it on fire while it was still on my head.

[tipptruck1]

I can really say I never have worn nothing not suitable for were ever I am going. I pick out my own clothes thank you very munch. Though when I moved to Iowa I got made fun off all the time because I wore packers and badgers shirts and hats. Most Iowans are fan of there rivals. So I had to take a lot of crap for a few years.

I do have a buddy that let his old lady pick out his clothes. Once I went over to his house and I could tell he was not happy. He had one a black button down shirt with silver pin strips. It didn't look bad in the dark. But as soon has he got in light the pinstripes sparkled. That night was the best night I ever had. There was one *** guy that kept hitting on him all night. I was laughing all night because of that. Then come bar close he was crying about holding his old lady's purse. I looked at him holding the black sparkly purse. With out missing a beat I said why your crying it matches you shirt. Every one that heard that laughed.

[Bluebasser86]

Not suitable? Not that I can think of. Forgot to wear on the other hand. I can remember very clearly warming up for a basketball game in highschool in my warm up pants with the buttons up the side. Once game time got there I grabbed the front of them and ripped them off, only to find I'd forgotten to put my shorts on! So there I was standing in front of maybe a couple hundred people in my boxers on the court. I think I quit playing sports after that year

[Sam]

Blubasser, the same thing happened to a basketball player on the other team while I was at LSU.

The guy was so exceited about being put in the game he grabbed his sweats and took them off really fast, along with his shorts.

No snaps back them to make it easier.

It was funny.

And he pulled up his shorts, entered the game, and we LSU fans cheered for him in the game.

[tomustang]

Ok, I do the laundry and for anyone that does too knows things stick to velcro, since I have some on my cargo pockets So.... years ago....

The dryer was finished with my load and put some freshly dried cargo pants on and left for work, not knowing for a little over half the shift I had a pair of my wife's panties stuck onto the side cargo pocket, man was I beet red.

[slonezp]

Due to the nature of my work, I used to go thru alot of bluejeans, either from dirt or just wearing them out, especially in the knees. I would purchase the "factory reject" jeans for maybe $10 a pair instead of $30-$40. On 2 ocassions I split them from the rear pocket down to the back of the knee. One time I had a spare pair in the truck, the other, I did not. Oh, I forgot to mention, I go commando. Now, It's Dickies double knee work pants or nothing at all.

[SirSnookalot]

Wearing a Univ of Mich sweatshirt to a U of M - OSU game in Columbus............lucky to get out of the stadium alive.

[BASSclary]

I dont have a story, but i'm glad to see i'm not the only person who says "Oy Vey"

[preach4bass]

Khaki shorts to a party. Hopped on a jetski with a friend, and got tossed in. I got out, dried off, and stood around talking for a while, before I realized that when khaki shorts get wet they are see-through.

[Bluebasser86]

Khaki shorts to a party. Hopped on a jetski with a friend, and got tossed in. I got out, dried off, and stood around talking for a while, before I realized that when khaki shorts get wet they are see-through.

"That water is cold I swear!"

[Scorcher214]

Not so much what I was wearing, but, what I wasn't. The one day I decide to go commando, my buddy decides to pants me out on the track during gym.

[Glenn]

Wife was coming home from a business trip. I thought it was a great idea to surprise her by jumping out from around the corner in a banana hammock.

Suprise!!!!!

Only to be greeted by my wife and her boss, who had come over to get a document........

In my opinion, I looked good as hell.... :eyebrows:

I laughed so hard when I read that! Man I'm still laughing!

Not so much what I was wearing, but, what I wasn't. The one day I decide to go commando, my buddy decides to pants me out on the track during gym.

That's too funny!!

[outdoorsman110]

I'm gonna be going to Alaska in May, fishing excursion and a cruise trip, the cruise goes from Anchorage to Vancouver. I'm going to be wearing my Boston Bruins jersey in downtown Vancouver.

[scrutch]

Wife was coming home from a business trip. I thought it was a great idea to surprise her by jumping out from around the corner in a banana hammock.

Suprise!!!!!

Only to be greeted by my wife and her boss, who had come over to get a document........

In my opinion, I looked good as hell.... :eyebrows:

I had to google banana hammock! OMG! I just woke my kids up laughing!

[scrutch]

When I was in college, my roommates nympho girlfriend decided to come over to the house wearing nothing but a trench coat. Much to my chagrin, she got into a fender bender on the way. It was funny listening to her describe how she explained her actions to the cop.

[Gone_Phishin]

Mine is another sports related story.

It was the very late Spring of 1993, and I was at Six Flags Great America. This specific park is in Gurnee, IL, just north of Chicago.

The NBA finals was in full swing, and the Chicago Bulls were looking for their third championship of the 90's. The Bulls were playing Charles Barkley, Dan Majerle, and the Phoenix Suns.

Well, me being the genius that I am, I decided to wear my Barkley Suns jersey. I honestly didn't even think about it until I was there, wearing it. Had it dawned on me that morning, while dressing, there's no way in heck I would have worn that jersey.

As one could guess that day didn't do too well: I was cussed out, threatened, had food/drink thrown at me, etc.

I still have the jersey, and it still has some of the stains from all of the ketchup and cola tossed my way.

[.ghoti.]

It was a clothing issue the first time I got married. What was wrong with my clothes is the fact that I was in them.

[GLADES]

Once I got dressed without turning on the light and I had mistakenly put on sneakers that didn't match.

Black on one foot and grey on the other..lol

[Triton21]

NOTHING!!!! The fun started when her husband walked in (NOT) !!!!!

Kelley

[BuoyFrenchy]

>wants to wear leggings

>finds pair in the house

>puts them on

>my moms leggings

>I don't understand what you are you doing in those, are they mine???

>oh hai mom :3

[LuckyHandsINC.]

I don't know if its the wrong thing. Maybe too much of the right thing. Anyway one of my friends who's house I frequent and always managed to leave my hat behind. After building up a nice collection. I decided it was time to take my hats home. As I was leaving I put them all on my head one on top of the other. Now I have 5-6 hats on my head and decided I was thirsty and stopped at a gas station for a drink. I forgot I had all the hats on went inside walked around grabbed a drink and a snack oblivious to the fact that i had a bunch of hats stacked on my head. When I got back in my car I looked in the rear view mirror saw the hats and started laughing histerically to my self I felt like such an idiot but it was funny as hell.