Jokes - Let's Have Some Fun

[Redlinerobert]

[Kevin Beachy]

WHAT? is that??

[Redlinerobert]

Barbecued bacon wrapped gator.  With a chicken in it's mouth. 

[Kevin Beachy]

i get it now........

[Traveler2586]

WT*, how do you flip something like that??????

[Lund Explorer]

 

So are those the gator eggs in the foil on top?

[Redlinerobert]

Tastes like chicken.

[Redlinerobert]

[mrmacwvu1]

Does anyone actually like clowns?

[A-Jay]

Does anyone actually like clowns?

 

Hard to tell . . .

 

A-Jay

 

[mrmacwvu1]

Not cool

[Lund Explorer]

Does anyone actually like clowns?

[A-Jay]

North Woods Rhyme

 

It’s winter time in Michigan and the gentle breezes blow,

70 miles an hour and 35 below

Oh, how I love Michgan

When the snow’s up to your butt

You take a breath of winter air

And your nose gets frozen shut.

Yes, the weather here is wonderful

So I guess I’ll hang around

I could never leave this place,

Cause I'm frozen to the ground . . . .

 

A-Jay

[Lund Explorer]

When it snows and blows

I do not worry,

Cause when winter comes

I just don't give a hoot.

I put on all the socks

I can locate,

And I wear two pairs of slacks

beneath my suit.

Scratch a little here,

Dig a little there,

A walking in my winter underwear!

[Sam]

This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk.

 

The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking.

 

With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt there after.

 

Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour:

 

No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving... on the other side???

[slonezp]

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

"Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my ******* advice, she'll ask for it."

[Traveler2586]

 

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes, I am my wife's sexual adviser."

"Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that?"

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my [friken] advice, she'll ask for it."

 

[RSM789]

Q - Did you hear about the delivery driver who accidently locked his keys inside his truck outside of a Planned Parenthood facility?

 

A - Apparently they get very upset if you ask them if you can borrow a coat hanger...

[Smokinal]

 

 

[Kevin Beachy]

thats neat

[slonezp]

A man wakes up from a coma. His doctor asks him what he remembers. - All i remember is getting on an elevator with a gorgeous woman and her husband. She had a beautiful cleavage and i couldn't stop staring at it. She then looked at me and told me "Can you please press one?".

[Redlinerobert]

Loading a motorcycle. 

 

http://www.chonday.com/Videos/bubikelo2#.U8aw81P6J0U.email

[preach4bass]

That guy just shrunk two inches!

[Dwight Hottle]

Beware the police dog.

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/attack-dog-gets-frisky/vi-BBdLJTH?ocid=HPCDHP

[A-Jay]

Beware the police dog.

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/video/viral/attack-dog-gets-frisky/vi-BBdLJTH?ocid=HPCDHP

 

Brings new meaning to the term - give a dog a bone . . . .

 

 

A-Jay