Traveler2586 Posted March 21, 2014 Author Posted March 21, 2014 An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. 'I'm 90 years old,' he says. '90?' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?' 'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?' 1
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 22, 2014 Super User Posted March 22, 2014 Stopped to fillerup this mornin. 1
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 22, 2014 Super User Posted March 22, 2014 ...What's next, a Mary Poppins Kamikaze!?
Brian Needham Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Stopped to fillerup this mornin. hope that pump don't turn off at $75 like it does here!
719BassFishing Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake well known for its fishing The game warden asked the man, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied to the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish." "Pet fish?!" the warden replied. "Yes, sir. Every night I take these here fish down to the lake and let them swim around for a while. I whistle and they jump back into their buckets, and I take em home." "That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" The man looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here, I'll show you. It really works." "O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game warden was curious. The man poured the fish in to the river and stood and waited. After several minutes, the game warden turned to the man and said, "Well?" "Well, what?" the man responded. "When are you going to call them back?" the game warden prompted. "Call who back?" the man asked. "The FISH" "What fish?" the man asked. 5
Super User jbsoonerfan Posted March 23, 2014 Super User Posted March 23, 2014 Not really a joke, just a conversation I just had with my 8 year old. Trying to be the wise old man I am, I said "Hey son, did you know that racecar spelled backwards is also racecar?" To which he replied "Yes, I knew that, and did you know poop is the same way?" I just gave him a high five and said "You win" 2
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 23, 2014 Super User Posted March 23, 2014 ...What's next, a Mary Poppins Kamikaze!?I tried to find that for ya. I found this though. 1
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 23, 2014 Super User Posted March 23, 2014 I tried to find that for ya. I found this though ...poor Mary, what a shocking experience getting tied up like that. She'll need some medicine with a spoon full of sugar. I know, that was bad. CUT THE SCENE!
Super User clayton86 Posted March 23, 2014 Super User Posted March 23, 2014 Here's another shot of Robert filling her up 1
scrutch Posted March 23, 2014 Posted March 23, 2014 Here's another shot of Robert filling her up Robert: "Top gun to tower, climbing to 5000 feet, turning to three two zero, (sputter, sputter heard in background), Uh, I think I have a problem, uh, crap. I think I just turned into a $21 million lawn dart." 1
Traveler2586 Posted March 23, 2014 Author Posted March 23, 2014 I wonder what grade he's using, and I didn't know that craft was a multi-full vehicle? Cheep gas can ruin anybody's day. But at least he knew to chock the wheels and use ground strap
Super User slonezp Posted March 25, 2014 Super User Posted March 25, 2014 The Hookers' UnionA dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?""No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't.""Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?""The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?""The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.""That's more like it!" the union man said.He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde."I'd like her," he said."I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next!" 8
Traveler2586 Posted March 27, 2014 Author Posted March 27, 2014 Next time you do this, let me know; I'll come over and make sure she stays tied up 1
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 28, 2014 Super User Posted March 28, 2014 Redneck Vacation Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Yaw know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant. Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earlene got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" "I'm taking Earlene with me". 2
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 29, 2014 Super User Posted March 29, 2014 I watched that skit over and over with my father...Couldn't get enough of it...LMAO
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 30, 2014 Super User Posted March 30, 2014 I Don't Know!!!!!! ...is on third. ...who's on third?
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted March 30, 2014 Super User Posted March 30, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg
Super User RoLo Posted March 30, 2014 Super User Posted March 30, 2014 Danny was a young boy living in the hills of West Virginia. Dan's father built an outhouse on a backyard ledge so the sewage would drain into a big ravine. Feeling bored and mischievous one day, Danny started to rock the rickety outhouse, but got carried away and the outhouse tumbled into the gully below. The following day Danny was confronted by one angry father: "Son, did you push the outhouse into the ravine?", Danny answered, "Yes father, I did". With that, Danny received the most violent whooping of his life. Still sobbing, Danny said to his father: "George Washington chopped down the family cherry tree, but because George was honest and admitted his guilt, his father didn't punish him" Danny's father replied: "Yes.. but was George's father IN-THE-TREE, when his son chopped it down?" Roger 2
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