Super User .ghoti. Posted March 20, 2012 Super User Posted March 20, 2012 All I did was walk into a new clothing store, specializing in apparel for Muslims, and asked to see the new line of bomber jackets. 3 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 20, 2012 Super User Posted March 20, 2012 ROFLMAO!! That is absolutely hysterical! Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted March 21, 2012 Super User Posted March 21, 2012 So, they couldn't be bothered to sell you a sheet? Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted March 21, 2012 Author Super User Posted March 21, 2012 So, they couldn't be bothered to sell you a sheet? Specifically not. The guy said, we not sell you sheet. 1 Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted March 22, 2012 Super User Posted March 22, 2012 Specifically not. The guy said, we not sell you sheet. Was this guys name Achmed? Did you ask him why he got fired from that job manning the suicide hotline? Quote
outdoorsman110 Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 All I did was walk into a new clothing store, specializing in apparel for Muslims, and asked to see the new line of bomber jackets. That's gold right thar. Quote
Scorcher214 Posted March 22, 2012 Posted March 22, 2012 You know what, that joke was offensive, here, fill this out. 1 Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted March 22, 2012 Super User Posted March 22, 2012 You know what, that joke was offensive, here, fill this out. That's awesom I gotta print that out and give em out here guys get butt hurt to easy now a days. Especially here in a infantry unit in the army were rough group of guys jokes are made a guy got all butt hurt and ran to the CO cuz we kept saying "green means go" because that was his answer when a range safety asked him what "green" ment no green don't mean go it ment your weapons cleared no rounds in the magazine or chamber and on safe not go. He got all upset cuz we kept saying green means go. America in general are become a bunch of wimps everything said here so far has been in a joking haha manner not ment in any seriousness or to tick people off. 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 22, 2012 Super User Posted March 22, 2012 Oh for crying out loud, lighten up. From the time I was able to understand, I learned that sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. When did we become a nation of thin skinned whiners? If offending someone is used to measure any individual, then all politicians should resign. They are all found to be offensive by some segment of our society. Being of French heritage I had to put up with jokes such as, How do you make a Frenchman disappear? Put odor eaters in their shoes." My Italian buddies had to endure the smallest book in the world is a book of Italian war heroes. Also told about the French. Most Irish jokes involved excessive drinking. The Polish and Portuguese jokes were about being dumb (kinda like blonde jokes). The English were referred to as Limeys or Jickies. My best friend through our school years was Syrian/Lebanese. He was referred to as a rug merchant or camel jockey, and on very rare occasions a towel head. We all laughed at ourselves and each other. I don't know how we made it to adulthood without grief counsellors, having our self esteem savaged by teachers disciplining us and correcting our papers with red pencils, marking a large "X" at each wrong answer. Take yourself too seriously and no one will take you seriously at all. 2 Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 Oh for crying out loud, lighten up. From the time I was able to understand, I learned that sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me. When did we become a nation of thin skinned whiners? If offending someone is used to measure any individual, then all politicians should resign. They are all found to be offensive by some segment of our society. Being of French heritage I had to put up with jokes such as, How do you make a Frenchman disappear? Put odor eaters in their shoes." My Italian buddies had to endure the smallest book in the world is a book of Italian war heroes. Also told about the French. Most Irish jokes involved excessive drinking. The Polish and Portuguese jokes were about being dumb (kinda like blonde jokes). The English were referred to as Limeys or Jickies. My best friend through our school years was Syrian/Lebanese. He was referred to as a rug merchant or camel jockey, and on very rare occasions a towel head. We all laughed at ourselves and each other. I don't know how we made it to adulthood without grief counsellors, having our self esteem savaged by teachers disciplining us and correcting our papers with red pencils, marking a large "X" at each wrong answer. Take yourself too seriously and no one will take you seriously at all. French eh? I got nothing. Well Frenchie, I'm a Scot, Kraut (German), Hunky (Ukrainian). 1 Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 French eh? I got nothing. Well Frenchie, I'm a Scot, Kraut (German), Hunky (Ukrainian). That's right, a Frenchman! Also known as a frog, and don't you forget it! Since I had nothing to do with it, I am neither proud of, nor ashamed of my heritage. As Popeye says, "I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam." Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 That's right, a Frenchman! Also known as a frog, and don't you forget it! Since I had nothing to do with it, I am neither proud of, nor ashamed of my heritage. As Popeye says, "I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam." Couldn't agree more. As an International mutt, I kind of enjoy the various attributes it has gifted me with me. Also I forgot I got Spanish too. I dare say its nice not having to lay out to get a tan. I stay bronze year long. The Spanish ancestry was always cool to me, because they were known as the Black Irish. Basically they were the survivors of the Spanish Armada that integrated into the Irish Society. I've always been fascinated by family history. Quote
Traveler2586 Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 You know what, that joke was offensive, here, fill this out. LOL, I can't get this to print clearly,,,,, You got a pdf of it You know, I've traveled all over the world as a federal employee, if it's a Stan country I've been there. I can tell you that I have worked shoulder to shoulder with many nationalities, "locals" - FSN's - the average person. I can tell you through years of experience that most "Non-Westerners" feel we are arrogant, rude, intrusive and demanding. It's very disheartening to share beers with a group of locals and find out how they feel about America (not me of course - I'm buying) with that said - you should hear some of the jokes I've heard in my travels... This one is cute by most standards. Lighten up - there have been ethnic jokes since our ancestors started communicating. IMHO Did someone say Scott :respect-059: :respect-059: Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 I'm going to put this right here.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go 1 Quote
BassResource.com Administrator Glenn Posted March 23, 2012 BassResource.com Administrator Posted March 23, 2012 Folks - this is meant to be humor. If you don't get the joke, then move along to the next thread. Thanks! Quote
Traveler2586 Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 That's right, a Frenchman! Also known as a frog, and don't you forget it! Since I had nothing to do with it, I am neither proud of, nor ashamed of my heritage. As Popeye says, "I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam." Frog!!! (I wouldn't say that too loud around here, you may find someone trying to tie a casting line to you with their eye on some Lilly pads) I've done the ancestor trace thing (remember roots) and found the men in my line slept whenever and wherever they could.......... Quote
Traveler2586 Posted March 23, 2012 Posted March 23, 2012 I'm going to put this right here.... LOL,...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL...LOL.................... (hay, something I could post without using spellcheck) Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 Frog!!! (I wouldn't say that too loud around here, you may find someone trying to tie a casting line to you with their eye on some Lilly pads) I've done the ancestor trace thing (remember roots) and found the men in my line slept whenever and wherever they could.......... Here in Massachusetts that wouldn't bother me too much. Down south with alligators................................................................................................. Quote
Super User Raider Nation Fisher Posted March 23, 2012 Super User Posted March 23, 2012 Here in Massachusetts that wouldn't bother me too much. Down south with alligators................................................................................................. Naw you aint gotta worry bout dem Dere gators down heya boy. They putty much leave dem dere frogs alone. Now friendly furry forest animals an fish on tha otha hand, dem dere gators eat em right up. I tell ya what. Quote
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