The Man Rule!

[Hi Salenity]

I've never seen one of those for humans, lol. I think I would have to just go in my britches.

I've never seen one of those for humans, lol. I think I would have to just go in my britches.

I've seen one made of wood!

[tomustang]

Sheesh. Next your going to say you can't converse with people while sitting in a stall. I really am gonna get shot or knifed one day over my sense of humor.

Heck I practice opera at the public throne rooms

[Raider Nation Fisher]

Heck I practice opera at the public throne rooms

Havent tried that yet but I will definitely be doing that tomorrow.

[Hi Salenity]

And if your taking a s**t and someone else in in the bathroom TRY TO DO IT QUIETLY!!!! Nothing like a machinegun shart to make me laugh until I pee on my shoes!

[scrutch]

Was that you scrutch? :blob9:

I was wondering wha the heck she was saying! Crazy girl couldn't even speak English!

You guys should stay away from those breath mints they put in those sinks! They taste terrible!

[slonezp]

How fitting. Tonights episode of South Park is about "Toilet Time"

"Toilet time is the last bastion of american freedom"-Eric Cartman

[Bassn Blvd]

Sheesh. Next your going to say you can't converse with people while sitting in a stall. I really am gonna get shot or knifed one day over my sense of humor.

That's a whole different ballgame. And, surprisingly, I believe it's already been discussed on here too.

I start singing nursery rymes or I might give a loud CONGRATULATIONS if the guy in the stall next to me lets out a bomb.

[Bassn Blvd]

Doug,

Without going into great detail, I'm with you. There are some seriously strange people in southern Florida.....

You're just one of them.

Sometimes being strange is normal, except at the urinal, hahaha.

I'm going to bed and I bet a pack of worms that this topic hits 5 pages before this time tomorrow.

[scrutch]

One time I was standing outside the stall while my four year old son was making his "afternoon constitution". Another guy came in and was obviously in a hurry. He was a couple stalls down when the "big release" took place rather loudly. My son immediately began laughing histerically at the guy and then shouted "That was a big poop daddy!". I managed to keep my composure until the guy responded with "There's more where that came from".

[Hi Salenity]

"Big release", now that's funny!!!

[Hi Salenity]

I was washing my hands once and a guy walked in the bathroom with a worried look on his face and entered one of the stalls behind me and shut the door. I here the sound of Velcro and turned to look toward the stall and could see under the door him removing his shoes.

[SoFlaBassAddict]

One time I was standing outside the stall while my four year old son was making his "afternoon constitution". Another guy came in and was obviously in a hurry. He was a couple stalls down when the "big release" took place rather loudly. My son immediately began laughing histerically at the guy and then shouted "That was a big poop daddy!". I managed to keep my composure until the guy responded with "There's more where that came from".

Just awesome.

[clayton86]

When in public I obide by the man rule. But in the army that's all out the window Idc I'll tick in the same urnial if I gotta go bad enough that's if we even get the privilege of porcelain.

[Gone_Phishin]

Never been to a Cubs game?

This is one of the reasons I miss County Stadium. The troughs are efficient, and that means I can get back to my seat that much quicker.

It's funny you brought this up Bassn. One of the poems in my senior thesis addressed this very question. I titled it The Middle Urinal Syndrome.

In all honestly, I think too many guys are not comfortable enough with their sexuality. This translates into not being comfortable urinating in close proximity to other men.

[SirSnookalot]

Real men urinate where they want without a need to question manhood, if you don't want urinate next to me it's your problem not mine. The guys that need to work on their manhood are the ones that can't let it flow if someone is next to them.

[jeremyt]

If someone "Breaks " the man rule while I am conducting business, I generally try to make them uncomfortable as well. Generally the comment "hey man nice watch" works fine.

[A-Jay]

Reminds me of the story about two guys who were going from up on a bridge over the river.

The one guys says "Man, this water's cold" ~

To which the other replies "Yea, and Deep too."

A-Jay

[Bassn Blvd]

Real men urinate where they want without a need to question manhood, if you don't want urinate next to me it's your problem not mine. The guys that need to work on their manhood are the ones that can't let it flow if someone is next to them.

I think some of you may have misunderstood my point. This topic isn't about having stage fright or affraid of exposing yourself in front of someone. I would like to know why would you choose to go into a restroom and stand incehes from a total stranger to take a leak when there are other vacant stalls available. It isn't a matter of me not being comfortable with my sexual orientation, It's more of a question as to what is you're motive for choosing to stand elbow to elbow while taking a leak when you could have chosen the next stall.

[BrianinMD]

I think what some are wondering is why does it really matter. Both people are there for a purpose, that purpose is being achieved, nothing else is happening. Once your done, wash your hands and out the door. Nothing else happens.

[J Francho]

If someone gets too close, I just start wailing about how bad it burns when I pee.

[Scorcher214]

Totally agree. I always abide by the MAN RULE. If my junk is outside of my pants, I don't want another dude with his junk out right next to me striking up a conversation about how nice the weather is.

[Root beer]

I can't pee to save my life if someone is next to me at the urinal. It just as bad if someone standing behind me waiting.. I just go into the stall. I don't know why. I don't like idea of someone (both sexes) watching me do my business, it just makes me uncomfortable for some reason.

[Sfritr]

Reminded me of a time long ago when I had consumed a "few" too many. Went to the mens room to break the seal and as I am bellied up some dude comes and breaks the "RULE". Just about that time, my buddy walks in and says jokingly "Hey Fritter, did the blisters go away yet?" The guy next to me almost went on his leg and I nearly fell over trying not to laugh.... good times

[clayton86]

Reminded me of a time long ago when I had consumed a "few" too many. Went to the mens room to break the seal and as I am bellied up some dude comes and breaks the "RULE". Just about that time, my buddy walks in and says jokingly "Hey Fritter, did the blisters go away yet?" The guy next to me almost went

on his leg and I nearly fell over trying not to laugh.... good times

That's funny I do stuff like that when I get chosen as a "meat gazer" for tick tests I'll say stuff alongthe lines of "don't feel bad my sons is that big" or " you should have a doctor check out that rash" " hey you shook it more then twice your playing with it"

The first one gets people mad an laughing at te same time.

[BASSclary]

There is more top the rule than just that. The first person in usually picks a urinal on one end. The next picks the next end, then the other two are up for grabs in a scenario of 4. Always skip a space until it is forced that you intervene between persons.

There is also generally no speaking, unless of course you and your buddy both end up peeing next to each other in which joking is permitted.

Also, no pushing of other friends into the urinal. Thats not cool.

And this should seem obvious, but you wait against the opposite wall. Not right behind someone. Thats awkward.