Super User Bassn Blvd Posted March 12, 2012 Super User Posted March 12, 2012 There used to be a commercial for the Marines where there's a blacksmith forging a sword. Seeing that, as an aspiring and industrial young man I took a tubular steel fencepost and a small sledge, and set to work. First swing bounced off that post like a spring and cracked me square in the top of my head. Sat me down, where I stayed until the blood came tricling down my face. My mom ( a nurse) handed me an ice pack and advised me to stay on the couch where I couldn't hurt myself. Also, a few weeks ago I was running in the very early morning. I found out the hard way that some new parking meters had been installed on one of the sidewalks. Sorry, but im laughing my ars off over your misfortune. Quote
Super User clayton86 Posted March 12, 2012 Super User Posted March 12, 2012 Sorry, but im laughing my ars off over your misfortune. That makes 2 of us Quote
VolFan Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 It's ok, I still laugh about it. The look on my friend's face when I sat down was only slightly less priceless as the look on his face when the blood started trickling down. He then ran and to this day I have no idea where he went. Quote
royal0014 Posted March 12, 2012 Posted March 12, 2012 Not me, but a buddy of mine got hit in the face with a well-used, uh, 'feminine product'. String and all....... Needless to say, all parties were intoxicated. Fun times. Quote
scrutch Posted March 13, 2012 Posted March 13, 2012 I was walking with two coworkers at night looking for downed power lines after a storm (I'm a lineman) in a utility easement. We were shining our lights up at a pole when I heard a fluttering sound followed immediately by a loud THWACK. Then my buddy falls flat on his back and starts screaming like he was getting eaten by wolves. Totally confused, I shined my light down at him to see him holding his forehead trying to figure out what just happened to him. I then saw something moving in the grass a few feet away. I went over and picked it up. It was a huge bat! It had flown at full speed, directly into my buddy's forehead in the middle of the night. I laughed so hard I nearly peed my pants! Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted March 14, 2012 Super User Posted March 14, 2012 In my case I had a duel with a ten-foot-tall steel hangar door. In Oklahoma the wind blows a lot. In this instance it was blowing about thirty, gusting to forty. The door was propped open, but a big gust was a little too much for it. It slammed closed on me just as I was walking through it. Two busted ribs and a bruised kidney. I wish that it had hit me in the head. My IQ would have gone up by at least twenty points. Quote
Jake P Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 Was at a party with some of my old boys about 5 or 6 years ago with your average "extra caricular" party activities going on. Some dude threw a used, yes i said used, condom at........someone. He then caught a haymaker directly on the chin and then got hit by the floor. My right hand ring finger still clicks when i make a fist. When i was 5 me and some friends were playing with power rangers in the front yard. This was when they were HUUUUUGE! We decided to tie strings to them and make them fly around by swinging them really fast. Somehow i tripped and fell on my back and the red ranger came flying into my junk full speed. Im pretty sure i cried. Quote
jamarkwe Posted March 14, 2012 Posted March 14, 2012 A full can of beer to the face, followed by a slice of pizza. Quote
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