What's The Most Unlikely Thing That You've Ever Been Hit With?

[Glenn]

So, we found out yesterday that the Washington State Supreme Court upheld the ban on handguns in Seattle parks... even if you had a concealed weapons permit. Thing about a gun is, it's an obvious weapon, and therefore, a pretty effective deterrent. But, as we're finding out lately, pretty much ANYTHING can be used as a weapon.

Case- in- point, a 48- year- old man from Forest Grove, Oregon was arrested after he assaulted a Jack- in- the- Box employee with a Breakfast jack Sandwich. All you need to know is, when the man asks for curly fires, give him some dang CURLY FRIES!

Meanwhile, in Muncy, Pennsylvania, an 11- year-old boy faces possible charges after hitting his own mother in the face... with a Pop Tart. Who would disrespect a sugary breakfast treat in such a way? Kids these days!

And then there's the 90- year- old woman from Hampshire, England who was the victim of a hit- and- run. She said she felt like she was hit by a truck... she was hit by a Rascal mobility scooter; top speed, 4 miles per hour... or to a 90- year- old, breakneck speed. Yep.

That brings us to today's question: WHAT'S THE MOST UNLIKELY THING THAT YOU'VE EVER BEEN HIT WITH?

[clayton86]

My best friend growing up and to this day still threw a bullhead at a kid fishing with us and caught him in the cheak with it..........it stuck from the side barb. So wasn't me getting hit but I was there and seen it and still laugh with the kid about it hes a bouncer at the club that the guy who threw it bartends at.

[tomustang]

I've been hit with a forklift, new kids...

[ww2farmer]

A shop vac hose.....don't PO your wife while she has the shop vac LMAO

[Hi Salenity]

First off I used to live with a stripper. She was drunk one night and tried to hit me with a ball bat, I took it from her and she pulled a set of curlers our of the closet and busted them over my head! http://www.ebay.com/itm/CLAIROL-HOT-HAIR-CURLERS-ROLLERS-HAIRSETTER-R-20-1-BLUE-PURPLE-GREEN-EUC-/300674504466?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item460198d712#ht_764wt_1042

[Raider Nation Fisher]

My wife and I were having a fight a few years ago and she threw a fully loaded cheeseburger. Which hit me in the back of the head.

My co worker got into it with his girlfriend, and she smacked him in the face with a "love making" toy. It left a perfect imprint on his face. Took a few days to finally fade off.

My son hit me with not one but two stuffed weasels yesterday.

[tipptruck1]

First off I used to live with a stripper. She was drunk one night and tried to hit me with a ball bat, I took it from her and she pulled a set of curlers our of the closet and busted them over my head! http://www.ebay.com/...2#ht_764wt_1042

Dang dude that sounds like some thing you would hear on springer. Any way I would have called the cops on her.

I have been hit with a 3/4 or so sized wrench.I was working on a truck and the wrench slipped out of my hands. Of course it hit me right in the mouth. I have a chipped tooth because of it.

Two whiffle ball balls to the head.. Once when I was five or so. I was playing with me step dad. I hit the ball and I thought I hit it far. Well a few seconds later it came down on the top of my head. Then in high school we were playing it for gym class. Home plate was about under the rim. I was standing about between the hoop and three point line behind the base line. I was thinking I know I am going to get hit here. Sure enough a foul ball came back and smacked me in the cheek. The whole class got a good laugh out of that one. I also ran in to the cinder block wall full speed playing kick ball in gym. I caught the ball but just didn't stop in time. so when I hit the wall the ball popped out and and I had a broken finger.

I was also hit by a car in my driveway. The car wasn't even running. My mom was baby sitting one of her friends kids. We were playing and he climbed in the car and bumped it from park. I was behind the car and I splint the axles. I remember waking up with a bunch of people around me looking at me. I also rember crying because I couldn't say good bye to my friend. Not because I hurt.

I have also been hit with a small mouth also. I was fishing a senko and went to set the hook. Well I set the hook hard. I was expecting a fish but not one to come flying at me.

Yea I kind of accident prone. Maybe I should start wearing padding you see the self defense guys were.

[Hi Salenity]

Dang dude that sounds like some thing you would hear on springer. Any way I would have called the cops on her.

I have been hit with a 3/4 or so sized wrench.I was working on a truck and the wrench slipped out of my hands. Of course it hit me right in the mouth. I have a chipped tooth because of it.

Two whiffle ball balls to the head.. Once when I was five or so. I was playing with me step dad. I hit the ball and I thought I hit it far. Well a few seconds later it came down on the top of my head. Then in high school we were playing it for gym class. Home plate was about under the rim. I was standing about between the hoop and three point line behind the base line. I was thinking I know I am going to get hit here. Sure enough a foul ball came back and smacked me in the cheek. The whole class got a good laugh out of that one. I also ran in to the cinder block wall full speed playing kick ball in gym. I caught the ball but just didn't stop in time. so when I hit the wall the ball popped out and and I had a broken finger.

I was also hit by a car in my driveway. The car wasn't even running. My mom was baby sitting one of her friends kids. We were playing and he climbed in the car and bumped it from park. I was behind the car and I splint the axles. I remember waking up with a bunch of people around me looking at me. I also rember crying because I couldn't say good bye to my friend. Not because I hurt.

I have also been hit with a small mouth also. I was fishing a senko and went to set the hook. Well I set the hook hard. I was expecting a fish but not one to come flying at me.

Yea I kind of accident prone. Maybe I should start wearing padding you see the self defense guys were.

I was at home watching her kids and she came home drunk and parked behind the garage door my truck was parked in and would not move. I was on the phone with 911 as she hit me. after that I went outside and waited by the curb still on the phone. As the police arrived she was running out of the house with another bat. The cops asked me if she had hit me as I was holding my head and I said no I just wanted to get my truck and leave. HOWEVER she told them I hit her and also hit one of the kids (total BS on both) I ended up going to jail with 2 counts of battery!

Both were later dismissed.

[GLADES]

As a teenager in the 70's, I was riding with some friends in the back seat of a 1966 Impala, when a black bird came through the window, hit me in the chest and dam near exploded. Feathers everywhere in the car. Thankfully no guts. We were going about 50 MPH.

[A-Jay]

Not me but this poor guy spills his beer And gets pegged with a perfectly good slice of pizza pie.

A-Jay

[deaknh03]

I was at home watching her kids and she came home drunk and parked behind the garage door my truck was parked in and would not move. I was on the phone with 911 as she hit me. after that I went outside and waited by the curb still on the phone. As the police arrived she was running out of the house with another bat. The cops asked me if she had hit me as I was holding my head and I said no I just wanted to get my truck and leave. HOWEVER she told them I hit her and also hit one of the kids (total BS on both) I ended up going to jail with 2 counts of battery!

Both were later dismissed.

I saw that episode of cops!

[Sfritr]

I just spewed coffee on myself after reading this thread.

I did get stabbed with a Lawn Dart when I was a kid.. Stuck right in my stomach. That was back when they were heavy and metal with pointed tips. Good parenting mom and dad, let the kids throw spears at each other.. LOL

[ww2farmer]

May I also add, don't stand behind a cow when it coughs. You will get "hit" by something.

[K_Mac]

When I was about 17, several of us geniuses were driving around throwing firecrackers out the windows at innocent pedestrians. One of them hit the window frame, then me, and fell between me and the seat back! Burnt a hole in my shirt, a smaller one in my t-shirt, and made a blister about the size of a quarter on my back. The seat back was also scorched a bit.

A few years ago I was "hit" with a lawsuit almost a year after an auto accident. I would have preferred the firecracker.. .

[grimlin]

I have almost too many to list to be quite honest.

There's three of them that stick out the most.

1. My old sega video game system fell on my head........blood everywhere and mom was freaking out...LOL

2. Middle school, walking into the gym and there's a long metal pole used to hang the flags up. It fell over while i was walking through the door and cracked me right in the head. The school was so paranoid that they thought I or my parents were gonna sue them. I was fine and hardly felt a thing,but everybody else was like "dude,how did you handle a blow to the head like that?" I replied back "Guess I'm hard headed"....lol

3. Playing softball with brothers and some girls.......Some girl hit the ball pretty well and wacked me right in the middle of my forehead.....never been more embarrassed in my life from that incident. I had a red mark for 2 days on my forehead......but the girl was rubbing my head for a week......so it wasn't too bad.....she was cute as hell!

[Fishes in trees]

This past January, I got hit with a diagnosis of Type II diabetes. Talk about a wake up call.

[K_Mac]

Grimlin you remind of another one (like you I have more than my share). I was helping my father-in-law clear for a road through a section of woods. We had just finished talking about how a tree can find you when cut if care is not taken. It wasn't but a couple of minutes later that I cut down a tree about 3 or 4" in diameter that then fell hitting me squarely on top of my head. It would have killed a lesser man...or one with a normal head. Even with my hard head it really rang my bell.

[MyKeyBe]

When I was about 9 or 10 a few friends an I were screwing around, playing in the back yard. One of them decided to throw a coffee can in the air. Why we had a coffee can I have no idea, but it came down right on my head with the open side. It didn't really hurt but boy did it bleed. I still have a scar on the back of my melon from that!

[Redlinerobert]

I've been hit with a lawsuit before. Does that count?

[Bassn Blvd]

I've been smacked in the face by a Flying fish while doing 40mph on the ocean at nite, not fun.

[CoBass]

Largemouth bass right between the eyes. Big hookset on a small fish in shallow water at night. Launched it right into my face.

[NorcalBassin]

A very poorly aimed swing from a pinata bat. Not a good time as best I recall.

[Fishing Rhino]

A seagull turd. But I doubt there is any legislation that could have prevented it.

[grimlin]

A seagull turd. But I doubt there is any legislation that could have prevented it.

LOL.....My dad got pooped on the head by a pigeon.....My mom and I laughed so hard till we couldn't breathe anymore. I'm starting to chuckle right now thinking about it again.

[VolFan]

There used to be a commercial for the Marines where there's a blacksmith forging a sword. Seeing that, as an aspiring and industrial young man I took a tubular steel fencepost and a small sledge, and set to work. First swing bounced off that post like a spring and cracked me square in the top of my head. Sat me down, where I stayed until the blood came tricling down my face. My mom ( a nurse) handed me an ice pack and advised me to stay on the couch where I couldn't hurt myself.

Also, a few weeks ago I was running in the very early morning. I found out the hard way that some new parking meters had been installed on one of the sidewalks.