Super User RoLo Posted October 1, 2009 Super User Posted October 1, 2009 My wife is an avid fisherlady, and for the past 45 years she has encouraged my costly relationship with the bait monkey. Although I'm in a very good position, it does get prohibitively expensive :-/ Roger Same here, except SHE has the costly relationship with the bait monkey! A woman's need to shop paired with the bait monkey's unrelenting temptations...Holy moly!! I came <this> close to making that same comment. I have a hunch that Keri and Lois would get along fabulously 8-) Roger Quote
yamisoez Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I heard 'bout a fella that was driven to the divorce lawyer by his bait monkey. Quote
fisin green Posted October 1, 2009 Author Posted October 1, 2009 well at the alter when we say "till death do us part" Later you realize you were setting a goal Quote
D4u2s0t Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Bait Monkey I ALWAYS have everything shipped to my office... problem solved. Quote
zbigbadaaron Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 Off subject but how does the baitmonkey have 100267 post and 83.91 Posts per day? Quote
D4u2s0t Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 because post count can be changed by the admin and/or mods depending on how glenn has the forums setup lol Quote
NewAngler Posted October 1, 2009 Posted October 1, 2009 I checked other. I'm usually always broke. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted October 2, 2009 Super User Posted October 2, 2009 Off subject but how does the baitmonkey have 100267 post and83.91 Posts per day? It's magic! Many of your posts and those of others are just a result of The Monkey's mind bend. You make them, He is credited. 24,000+ members...It's magical. ;D ;D ;D 8-) Quote
Bass Tracker Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 The Bait Monkey wins! All I have to do is remind my wife about her 200 pairs of shoes, three closets full clothes, and her stuffed animals! PS (most of her shoes have never even been woren, and she still has clothes from high school, that she can't even ware!) Quote
Chaz Hickcox Posted October 2, 2009 Posted October 2, 2009 When I have been gone 7 months out of the year for the past 8 years, then I can let her know who spends the money during the time I am in some desert s***hole dealing with 'desert monkeys'. Then the bait monkey trumps everything. Quote
OIFBasser Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 I try to be the equalizer with the monkey. Wife comes home with new purse=me buying a new rod or two. And I know that her purses cost $250 at a minimum, and she has alot of purses. So when she sees a new rod tube at the door, she doesn't say much. Quote
Incheon Basser Posted October 5, 2009 Posted October 5, 2009 every dime i get that has no traceable source goes to the bait monkey ... and so the wife doesn't know... nor does she take inventory of my gear so ... when something new shows up in the box she has no idea... if she new she would probably be ticked though Quote
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