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Three days ago my wife was driving home with my 3yr old son, when this conversation took place. First my son has a very deep southern accent. The story is told as my wife was hearing it.

John Morris: Mommy do you like @ss?

Wife: What!?!

John Morris: Mommmmy do you like @ss?

Wife: John Morris what did you just say?

John Morris: My said do you like the letter S?

  • Super User
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Yeah my son Noah is a major tattle tale he blows me and the wife in always "mommy said" " daddy told me" about everything he can't keep nothing secret lol

  • Super User
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Back when my oldest was 3 yo we had some friends over one night. My wife's birthday was coming up, so to keep my daughter busy I told her to make Mommy a birthday card out of construction paper. My daughter finished the card and "hid" it right behind the recliner on the floor.

I told her that Mommy will see it back there. She told me, and our guests, that it was good hiding place because Mommy never cleans back there.

I still kid my wife about that one.

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  • Super User
Posted

Back when my oldest was 3 yo we had some friends over one night. My wife's birthday was coming up, so to keep my daughter busy I told her to make Mommy a birthday card out of construction paper. My daughter finished the card and "hid" it right behind the recliner on the floor.

I told her that Mommy will see it back there. She told me, and our guests, that it was good hiding place because Mommy never cleans back there.

I still kid my wife about that one.

That's a good one!

  • Super User
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The newest one around here is my 2.5 y/o daughter claiming everthing is in a butt crack, followed by uncontrollable laughter (by both of us)

"Mady, go get your sippy cup, where is it?"

"In my butt crack"

"Mady where is your blanket?"

"In your butt crack"

" Where is your book"

" In sissys butt crack"

I think the 6 year old big sister has something to do with the new butt crack lingo

  • Super User
Posted

The newest one around here is my 2.5 y/o daughter claiming everthing is in a butt crack, followed by uncontrollable laughter (by both of us)

"Mady, go get your sippy cup, where is it?"

"In my butt crack"

"Mady where is your blanket?"

"In your butt crack"

" Where is your book"

" In sissys butt crack"

I think the 6 year old big sister has something to do with the new butt crack lingo

Noahs new thing is to call you reapidly till u say "what" and he says "chicken butt" it never gets old for him

  • 2 months later...
  • Super User
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Kid:How do you make a sandwich into a manwich?

Me:How?

Kid:you put all your manly stuff in it!

Me: *facepalm*

I'm gonna be in some serious trouble if he ever figures out what that really means.....Have no idea where he got that one either. My wife and sister in law nearly peed on themselves when he told them.

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My sister took her two daughters to the mall. The oldest just being potty trained had to do a "big Job". My sister put her in the stall and went outside with the younger sister. A while later my sister went in to see what was taking so long. My sister asks her what is taking so long (with other women in the restroom) "Mommy, Mommy, I think it's coming out sideways".

She is now 22, and we all give her crap for it still...

Our little girl, 4, went to the bathroom on her own the other day. My wife went in to see what was taking so long, and when she walked in, our daughter hadn't closed the door all the way, and she was standing up to pee. Needless to say it was everywhere. We asked her why she did that and she said it was because she wanted to be like her big brother (he's 6). That story will definitely resurface when she's older. ;)

  • Super User
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My oldest Noah who will be 3 in may is also just now potty trained and is saying some funny stuff.

Noah: daddy daddy I pooped come look.

Me: yeah you pooped bud wipe ad dump it in the toilet.

Noah: there just little rabbit turds

Me: omg Noah just flush it

Noah: I pooped like my rabbit though.

Other trip to the potty

Noah: daddy I gotta pee

Me: ok bud let's find a potty

Noah: I peed daddy see

Me: ok bud get off the pot

Noah: I gotta wipe though daddy(as he strips about 4ft tp off)

Me: Noah u only wipe poop u peed u don't have to wipe just give it a shake.

Noah: mommy wipes when she pees and I can't shake it that's playing with it u and mommy told me not to play with my peepee.

Then there's him singing that god awful song I'm sexy an I know it. It's cute and funny but common of all songs to sing lol.

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