Boy Am I Glad

[clayton86]

Glad I have two boys and not girls. I was at my brother in laws and the girls were talking and some things came up and my little 10 year old niece over heard and next thing ya know she was at the bar asking what a certain toy was. My brother in law flipped and I had to step in and told her it's a bread you eat befor going to bed with your wife or husband.

[BrianinMD]

ha ha.....I have a 13 year old daughter. Afraid she will overhear something she shouldn't have and go ask her mother (my ex-wife) what it meant. Gets real scary when you realize she is understanding some of the adult jokes on tv.

[clayton86]

Yup kaylie is obsessed with that 16 and pregnant how Chad hates it that she watches it

[Bluebasser86]

My wife has been really bugging me about wanting kids since her little sister had her daughter this year. We got to talking about how many when we're ready. I told her I'd like 2, 1 boy and 1 girl but if we have the girl first I'm not trying again because I don't want to take the chance of having 2 girls. My wife didn't understand but I don't think I could stay sane in a house with 3 women.

[NoBassPro]

My wife has been really bugging me about wanting kids since her little sister had her daughter this year. We got to talking about how many when we're ready. I told her I'd like 2, 1 boy and 1 girl but if we have the girl first I'm not trying again because I don't want to take the chance of having 2 girls. My wife didn't understand but I don't think I could stay sane in a house with 3 women.

We have three boys. They never slow down until they crash. Well two of them don't, the youngest is a month old, he just sleeps.

[tipptruck1]

I have a buddy who's daughter is 15 or 16. He tells me horror stories like you wouldn't believe. Some of the stuff he tells me are bad enough. That after hearing them I want to call a Dr. and get the snip job. My buddy's place is also good for that. He has a boy and a girl that are almost teenagers. That place is a zoo.

My wife has been really bugging me about wanting kids since her little sister had her daughter this year. We got to talking about how many when we're ready. I told her I'd like 2, 1 boy and 1 girl but if we have the girl first I'm not trying again because I don't want to take the chance of having 2 girls. My wife didn't understand but I don't think I could stay sane in a house with 3 women.

I feel sorry for my buddy on this one. He is living with three woman right now. I swear every time I am over there they are out of tp. I really think that if he was home every night he would be in a padded room right now. Is is almost there right now.

My buddy I talked about early is living with his wife and his sister in law. His sister in law moved to there place a few months ago. From what he told me his wife and her sister don't get along to well. Since she moved in he has been trying to pawn her off on me. Last time we talked on the phone. He told me he has drank more beer in the last few months then the whole year.

[JIGFISHERMAN.]

We have three boys. They never slow down until they crash. Well two of them don't, the youngest is a month old, he just sleeps.

Us too.

I wouldn't change a thing. But I'll still complain about how when they are "playing" they can shake the whole dang house on the foundation.

Or when something breaks they think it is HILARIOUS.

Overall though they are good boys though.

I will say one thing. When everyone says that kids are expensive I usually think that is exageratted .....But we are finding the real expense with kids, is the cost of the things they break, or otherwise ruin.

[clayton86]

I'd like to have a girl but my 2 boys got me busy now if it's not one it's the other constantly go go go. My boys are only 2.5 and 4months the oldest I swear he thinks he's 18 he's got an attitude of one and a mouth the things he says. He was running around last night calling people dill dews after kaylie asked her little question.

[MyKeyBe]

Kinda reminds me of the toddler song by Sean Morey.

"Mommy has a toy rocket in her drawer..."

[J Francho]

I grew up with two sisters, and one of their best friends living in the house. Literally surrounded by women. Now it's all men in the house, save for my bulldog. Even the snake and betta are boys. It's so much better that way.

[clayton86]

My wife wants a girl bad because she's surround by guys she try's to make the youngest jack girlie but I don't allow it. Even when I'm not home all she hears is hunting and fishing stories from Noah our 2.5 year old he's got the craziest imagination he's always "buck hunting" all day every day it gets old but it's funny some times. Jack our youngest can't fall asleep at night till I go into the bed room and put the five finger death punch station on pandora to get hi

To sleep lol same goes for the car he fusses put some heavy music on and he's out or at least calmed down.

[Scorcher214]

Jack our youngest can't fall asleep at night till I go into the bed room and put the five finger death punch station on pandora to get hi

To sleep lol same goes for the car he fusses put some heavy music on and he's out or at least calmed down.

I thought I was the only one. I usually play some Amon Amarth on my iPod and i actually sleep quite well.

[Long Mike]

I had the great good fortune of raising two girls. I confess I loved it, but I was able to establish the fact that there was a man in the house very early. I refused to lower the toilet seat. The girls were a joy until they reached puberty, then they became some sort of EVIL incarnation of what they once were. Teen-age hormones destroy the rational mind. We got through it, despite the fact that I was a very stern old-school Dad. They hated me for a while. Thankfully, my bride (now of forty-two years) was always able to mitigate the situation. What can I say? Between the two of us, we got those girls through the difficult years. My girls are now blessing me with grandchildren. To this day, I still refuse to lower the toilet seat.

[slonezp]

I had the great good fortune of raising two girls. I confess I loved it, but I was able to establish the fact that there was a man in the house very early. I refused to lower the toilet seat. The girls were a joy until they reached puberty, then they became some sort of EVIL incarnation of what they once were. Teen-age hormones destroy the rational mind. We got through it, despite the fact that I was a very stern old-school Dad. They hated me for a while. Thankfully, my bride (now of forty-two years) was always able to mitigate the situation. What can I say? Between the two of us, we got those girls through the difficult years. My girls are now blessing me with grandchildren. To this day, I still refuse to lower the toilet seat.

Even when it's big potty?

[MyKeyBe]

Even when it's big potty?

[scrutch]

I have THREE girls (not counting mama or Gidget the pooch) and a boy, my little buddy in my avatar pic, Mikey. Everyone's under nine except Gidget (12) and mama (40). My place is pretty much a zoo. I cringe to think what this place would be like if the strict, old school, food police, no farting in public, stop hitting your sister, quit running in the house, timeout giving, spanking, Dad were not here. Mama can't say no to anyone EXCEPT ME! My house is the most stressful place on earth.

I wouldn't trade it for all the trophy bass in the world! I LOVE every minute of it.

(I hope there's fishing in Heaven!)

[Long Mike]

Sorry guys. I was born without an anus, so there was no need to lower the toilet seat. Big Willy is busy with his other chores, so every word that comes out of my mouth is obviously, crap.