ROCbass Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 My brother posed this question to me the other day while we were fishing. My response: a hook. Quote
Locked Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Ow my face... why am i being dragged? OH GOD I CANT BREATHE... WHAT IS THAT HUGE ANIMAL?!! Quote
GrundleLove Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 "OH my god, oh my god... what's going on....AHHHHHH.....AHHHH.... someone help....someone, ANYONE! AHHHHHH...gurbgurbbrble.... oh my god, who are you, what's going on, what is that thing...WHAT IS THAT!... Owwwww!!!!... my wlip youw son owf a bwitch! put me back! put me back! oh man...oh man what the hell just happened tom! get over here I got to tell you what just happened to me... wait hold on I see a neon green spotted worm over there AHHHHHHH NOOOOOO..." probably the most accurate representation. Quote
Super User Grey Wolf Posted May 17, 2011 Super User Posted May 17, 2011 OH CRAP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted May 17, 2011 Super User Posted May 17, 2011 What goes thru my mind if the fish is bigger than me.............hope I don't get pulled in, don't want to tangle with that critter cause I got him real p/off. Quote
CKFishin Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Just assume you are at a BBQ and you grab a burger off the platter and as you take a bite some ******* starts dragging you across the yard. Quote
Fish Chris Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 I've often wondered the same thing... But what still trips me out to this day, is when I hold a fish horizontally, with both hands, then shift it's head away, and back towards me, and it's eye will shift to stay focused on me ! You ever do this ? If not, try it ! And then tell me that fish is not totally aware of you, and where it's at ! I often talk to them, like, "I bet you didn't expect that, huh" ? Then when I release them, I often say something like, "You need to get back out there and be more careful the next time..... Until I stick you again in a few years" Peace, Fish Quote
zenyoungkoh Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 Just assume you are at a BBQ and you grab a burger off the platter and as you take a bite some ******* starts dragging you across the yard. Best way to describe it! Quote
detroit1 Posted May 17, 2011 Posted May 17, 2011 I hope it's Mark....i haven't seen him for awhile..... Quote
Scorcher214 Posted May 18, 2011 Posted May 18, 2011 "MAN do i got a case of the munchies, OoOoOoO injured shad" "OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!IM NOT HUNGRY, ANYMORE I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!" Quote
Super User Sam Posted May 18, 2011 Super User Posted May 18, 2011 After being released the bass swim down to their friends and tell them this story: I was minding my own business when I saw this good looking snack swim by so I decided to eat it. When I did that snack would not give up the fight and I had to jump and run and try to go deep to get it out of my mouth. Finally, the snack and I were dragged out of the water and onto this big boat where I flopped around for a while. Then I saw it. I saw God. He picked me up, took that snack from me, held me up and looked at me and then kissed my lips and threw me back. And now I know how God looks. He is a big guy with a beard that wears a flannel shirt, overalls and chews tobacco. Quote
Super User A-Jay Posted May 18, 2011 Super User Posted May 18, 2011 Wow - I did not see that coming . . . . or maybe Man - am I having a bad week or what ? A-Jay Quote
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