Uncle Leo Posted April 5, 2011 Posted April 5, 2011 The Mexican Maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. Wife: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: " Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze, the first is that I iron better than you." Wife: " Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor huzban he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did." Wife (increasingly agitated): "Oh he did did he???" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed." Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora...the gardener did." Wife: "So how much do you want?" Quote
moby bass Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 I must be slow tonite. I had to read it 3 times before I got it. Quote
Oscar O. Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 hahaha That was really good! Definitely going to be borrowing this! Quote
B-Dozer Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 This joke has been around for awhile, used to be a Polish maid Quote
SmokeRise1 Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 This joke has been around for awhile, used to be a Polish maid Why did the Polish maid have a Mexican accent? Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted April 6, 2011 Super User Posted April 6, 2011 My maid is unnatractive for a reason. Quote
Uncle Leo Posted April 6, 2011 Author Posted April 6, 2011 I hope your gardener is also Robert, LOL. 1 Quote
Super User Raul Posted April 6, 2011 Super User Posted April 6, 2011 My maid is unnatractive for a reason. Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate. Quote
B-Dozer Posted April 6, 2011 Posted April 6, 2011 Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate. Hope that's not your best "come on" line Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted April 7, 2011 Super User Posted April 7, 2011 Atractive and good for sex are not mutually inclusive. Unnatractive gotta be better to compensate. Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted April 7, 2011 Super User Posted April 7, 2011 Ahh....the moped analogy. Fun to ride, til your friends spot you. Good from far, but far from good. Quote
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