Super User SirSnookalot Posted December 10, 2010 Super User Posted December 10, 2010 To qualify as an old fart one must submit a picture of their medicare card. A review board may allow admittance for youngsters based on the level of their whine. That being said I'm sure the membership will grow at a rapid rate. Time for my nap. Quote
tholmes Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom Quote
tholmes Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom Quote
tholmes Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom Quote
Under the Radar Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it. Quote
Under the Radar Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it. Quote
Under the Radar Posted December 15, 2010 Posted December 15, 2010 I'm in. Gotta brand new Medicare card. Guess I'd better hurry and use it. Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Quote
Super User Catt Posted December 15, 2010 Author Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Mine is Monday Quote
Super User Catt Posted December 15, 2010 Author Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Mine is Monday Quote
Super User Catt Posted December 15, 2010 Author Super User Posted December 15, 2010 well, if I make it until Saturday I'll be 62 and counting. guess that qualifies me. Mine is Monday Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet ! Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet ! Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Medicare does not start until age 65, enrollment begins on the 1 st day of the month that you turn. Anyone born Dec 31, 1945 automatically qualifies to be an OLD FART. I'm off to see the doctor and make an appointment for a colonoscopy.... no sheet ! Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D Quote
Super User Dwight Hottle Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 Happy Birthday you December babies. ;D Quote
Super User Goose52 Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D Quote
Super User Goose52 Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D Quote
Super User Goose52 Posted December 15, 2010 Super User Posted December 15, 2010 I'd like to respectfully petition for membership in the OFFC. I'm 58, but it ain't the years, it's the miles. Tom There's a bunch of us 58 year-olds applying for waivers for entry... ;D Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted December 30, 2010 Super User Posted December 30, 2010 After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted December 30, 2010 Super User Posted December 30, 2010 After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted December 30, 2010 Super User Posted December 30, 2010 After a couple of weeks, I thought this was getting put to bed. and then one of my snot-nosed kids sends me the following texting guides for seniors. 1st - It was too good not to share. 2nd - I must not have beaten them enough! ;D Texting Guide for Seniors ATD: At The Doctor's BFF: Best Friend Farted BTW: Bring The Wheelchair BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth CBM: Covered By Medicare CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center DWI: Driving While Incontinent FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers FWIW: Forgot Where I Was FYI: Found Your Insulin GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low! GHA: Got Heartburn Again HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On? LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out LOL: Living On Lipitor LWO: Lawrence Welk's On OMMR: On My Massage Recliner OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop TTYL: Talk To You Louder WAITT: Who Am I Talking To? WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again WTP: Where's The Prunes? WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil Quote
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