Do pro's pee off the boat?

[EastMarkME]

I fish off a pontoon boat with a battery op porta potti and enclosure that pops up or folds down. Its the balls.

Mark

[Muddy]

I  use an old stainless thermos or a gallon jug with a hole cut in the side

Call them   OPD's : Offshore Peeing Devices 8-)

[Glenn]

Been on the boats of several pros, and they hang it over the side like everybody else.  No big deal.

For ladies, here's something that works very well:

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/links/link.jsp?id=0006654514627a&type=product&cmCat=SEARCH_all&returnPage=search-results1.jsp&Ntt=toilet&Ntk=Products&sort=all&_D%3AhasJS=+&selectedPerPage=72&N=0&_D%3Asort=+&Nty=1&hasJS=true&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fsearch%2Fsearch-box.jsp.form1&_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1  (Tip:  practice first in the shower to learn how to use it)

[Muddy]

Been on the boats of several pros, and they hang it over the side like everybody else. No big deal.

For ladies, here's something that works very well:

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/links/link.jsp?id=0006654514627a&type=product&cmCat=SEARCH_all&returnPage=search-results1.jsp&Ntt=toilet&Ntk=Products&sort=all&_D%3AhasJS=+&selectedPerPage=72&N=0&_D%3Asort=+&Nty=1&hasJS=true&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fsearch%2Fsearch-box.jsp.form1&_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1 (Tip: practice first in the shower to learn how to use it)

  How do you know, practicing peeing sitting down are we?

[DINK WHISPERER]

WOW!!!!!!!                  

[=Matt 5.0=]

They probably have pee pee bottles similar to the ones found in hospitals

I carry two of them in my brown truck.

[burleytog]

I've gotten to the point where I'll pretty much pee anywhere. If I'm at the ramp waiting, I'll just pee right there. Out on the water? Just hang it out.

I will, however, not unirate in front of someone's house. I'll hang off the other side of the boat.

Jimzee, OTOH, has public pee syndrome to the max. We were out one night last summer and he wouldn't take a whiz within 200 yards of the ramp because there were two women fishing off the courtesy dock.

When you're fishing for a lot of money, you gonna go to the bank to take a leak? The only time I go to shore is to take the browns to the Super Bowl. And lately I've been contemplating just hanging onto the outboard.

[Bassn Blvd]

Peeing is the easy part.  What if they have to take a deuce?

[tallen316]

I just had to read this thread!

You gotta go you gotta go.

Now when it comes to a conference meeting that might be difficult!  ;D ;D

[I.rar]

Peeing is the easy part. What if they have to take a deuce?

double dose some immodium and hope for the best?

[tutle]

" take the browns to the super bowl"  Dude ,you ain't right. ;D

[bass or bass ?]

A guy here drowned while trying to pee of the side of the boat. He slipped and hit his head on the boat, fell in the water and drowned. I keep a 1 quart plastic mug with a large handle in the boat. It's the official "pee mug" . Use it, dump it, rinse it out, store it away. Much safer than trying to keep your balance on the edge of the boat.

[Md]

When you're fishing for a lot of money, you gonna go to the bank to take a leak? The only time I go to shore is to take the browns to the Super Bowl. And lately I've been contemplating just hanging onto the outboard.

Haha! Good stuff! I was talking with a dude that fished with a well known pro a few years back in a Tour event in the Florida swamps. He said they ran for and hour and a half to get to their spot, and the pro had to, well you know. With all the gators in the area, he grabbed the steering wheel in one hand and the throttle handle in the other, sat over the side of the boat and dropped the kids off! Every time I see the dude on TV, I have to laugh! Good thing a gator wasn't near  looking for a piece of a*&!!! ;D ;D ;D

[zbigbadaaron]

Well last year when I went to a walleye charter the captain had a pee bottle. He asked everyone else if they wanted to use it I took the pass.

[BigJohnny]

Been on the boats of several pros, and they hang it over the side like everybody else. No big deal.

For ladies, here's something that works very well:

http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/links/link.jsp?id=0006654514627a&type=product&cmCat=SEARCH_all&returnPage=search-results1.jsp&Ntt=toilet&Ntk=Products&sort=all&_D%3AhasJS=+&selectedPerPage=72&N=0&_D%3Asort=+&Nty=1&hasJS=true&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fsearch%2Fsearch-box.jsp.form1&_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1 (Tip: practice first in the shower to learn how to use it)

$22 is kind of pricey for a beer bong

[Fishing Rhino]

A guy here drowned while trying to pee of the side of the boat. He slipped and hit his head on the boat, fell in the water and drowned. I keep a 1 quart plastic mug with a large handle in the boat. It's the official "pee mug" . Use it, dump it, rinse it out, store it away. Much safer than trying to keep your balance on the edge of the boat.

I plucked two people from the pond this April when the guy stood and went to the side of a twelve foot aluminum boat to take a whizz.

They were lucky. I was on the shore, everything loaded on the carrier and ready to load my truck when I heard a commotion and saw they had capsized.

Five minutes later, and I would have been gone.

[burleytog]

If you're concerned about 'overspray', move to the bow or the stern. The front of my Tracker offers the perfect platform for calling the fish. If I'm fishing off the back of a boat, I just use the outboard to steady myself.

Pretty sad that some people can't pee without falling in the lake. ;D

[Bassin_Fin@tic]

A guy here drowned while trying to pee of the side of the boat. He slipped and hit his head on the boat, fell in the water and drowned. I keep a 1 quart plastic mug with a large handle in the boat. It's the official "pee mug" . Use it, dump it, rinse it out, store it away. Much safer than trying to keep your balance on the edge of the boat.

Heres what I use: Take a milk jug cut the top off leaving the handle still intact on the side. Then cut an entry hole in the side. It is discreet and covers you up and also courteous to your partner.

[Fishing Rhino]

Rule numero uno: Don't pee into the wind.

[Dennis1022]

[I use to release over the side, but I had a patrol boat that almost caught me. So now I do is Maxwell Coffee Jug. It has a lib and you can sit down and won't get all over the place. As for bowels I do the same thing with immodium. As for the ladies the Maxwell House Jug is large enough also for them. Now I know why Maxwell House Coffee is good to last drop!/b]

[Bassin_Fin@tic]

It is also wise to wear sunglasses while reading the above post. 8-)

Welcome to the board by the way.

[BassDeaton01]

Ok maybe the females yall are talking about aren't as talented as my wife. She peed in a mountain dew bottle when she was in a traffic jam one time. Didnt spill a thing!  

[noway]

I recently fished with a guide that had to pinch one off.  He said, "either back to the dock and lose a half hour of fishing or right here, it's your choice."  I told him go for it and he dropped the kids off in the lake.

[carrothead]

If you're worrying about falling into the lake, try doing it while standing on the rear deck (outside the boat) beside the outboard in 700 feet of water, in four foot seas, while on a fishing boat.  Been there, done that.  (Heck of a lot better than jumping into the wild blue yonder)

[suenrod]

That's good to hear! I thought I was the only one that put my pants on with a chicken in them first.  

I would...and I'm sure they do. I mean those guys put their pants on just like us in the morning.