Ellesar Posted August 12, 2009 Posted August 12, 2009 The only time I go to shore is to take the browns to the Super Bowl. And lately I've been contemplating just hanging onto the outboard. Lol, I had to clean the keyboard and monitor after reading that. Never heard that phrased that way before. I've had a fast attack of the squirts before and had to hang it over the side to bomb some germans. Luckily it was high pressure and it sprwayed out everywhere. Not long after I get done another boat pulls into this cove and I see the guys sort of looking around wondering what all this brown stuff is on top of the water. The wind had spread it out. I just left.... Quote
vatech Posted August 12, 2009 Posted August 12, 2009 TMI. That's short for "too much information." Quote
Stagerlee Posted August 12, 2009 Posted August 12, 2009 I rarely get the urge to go. I guess I am to focused to worry about it. Quote
Captain Obvious Posted August 12, 2009 Posted August 12, 2009 Its got to be hard to pee in some of those tournaments when its freezing cold out. Wonder How ice fishermen do it ?? LOL P.S. I don't want an answer to that question lmao Quote
Super User RoLo Posted August 13, 2009 Super User Posted August 13, 2009 Now the scary question is...what about the female pro's? Somehow I don't see them just going off the front of the boat. Marine Head Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted August 13, 2009 Super User Posted August 13, 2009 I accomplish three things by peeing off the boat. #1. The temp of the water. #2. The depth of the water. #3. The bottom of the lake structure. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
dmac14 Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 Its got to be hard to pee in some of those tournaments when its freezing cold out. Wonder How ice fishermen do it ?? LOL P.S. I don't want an answer to that question lmao Pick a hole any hole. #2; no problem build a snow toilet seat Quote
coryjames Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 That's good to hear! I thought I was the only one that put my pants on with a chicken in them first. I would...and I'm sure they do. I mean those guys put their pants on just like us in the morning. this is some great stuff ;D..............a chicken..........lol ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
suenrod Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 I'm glad someone shares my WARPED sence of humor. That's good to hear! I thought I was the only one that put my pants on with a chicken in them first. I would...and I'm sure they do. I mean those guys put their pants on just like us in the morning. this is some great stuff ;D..............a chicken..........lol ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
alwayslooking Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 i was watching bass cast today, they had kevin short showing, just as he got all his gear ready to move to another spot with his marshall all buttoned up, he stepped out of camera site, but as he went past the camera, he was unzipping,,,,have to conclude he was going out the back of the boat Quote
rboat Posted August 13, 2009 Posted August 13, 2009 I think it would be difficult for some of the pros, when you have camera boats, spectator boats, and helicopters overhead. Big brother is watching. I believe this was actually brought up at a seminar I attended. The pros have a signal of some sort to tell all cameras to shut down during a pee break. To me, that is too much attention. I would have to pray my bladder could go the distance. Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted August 14, 2009 Super User Posted August 14, 2009 For the women who fish in my boat that is what the second live well is for.... I had my sister in law convinced that it was a marine port a potty. God is she dumb.. Is she hot and did u peek??? Quote
Bassnajr Posted August 14, 2009 Posted August 14, 2009 They wear Depends.......with a B.A.S.S logo or F.L.W. sticker.... Quote
Elite Image Fishing Posted August 14, 2009 Posted August 14, 2009 Been on the boats of several pros, and they hang it over the side like everybody else. No big deal. For ladies, here's something that works very well: http://www.cabelas.com/cabelas/en/templates/links/link.jsp?id=0006654514627a&type=product&cmCat=SEARCH_all&returnPage=search-results1.jsp&Ntt=toilet&Ntk=Products&sort=all&_D%3AhasJS=+&selectedPerPage=72&N=0&_D%3Asort=+&Nty=1&hasJS=true&_DARGS=%2Fcabelas%2Fen%2Fcommon%2Fsearch%2Fsearch-box.jsp.form1&_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1 (Tip: practice first in the shower to learn how to use it) $22 is kind of pricey for a beer bong LOL!! I quote cabela's here, "Item notes: For sanitary reasons we are unable to accept returns. Please be sure of your choice before ordering." Quote
Hook Set Posted August 14, 2009 Posted August 14, 2009 All of you are wrong. KVD doesn't pee at all.....he's a robot! Quote
reo Posted August 14, 2009 Posted August 14, 2009 5 pages (so far) and several days of discussion about pee :-? I have not been able to fish much lately due to a family illness but it would seem that fishing has been slow ;D ;D Quote
looking4structure Posted August 15, 2009 Posted August 15, 2009 when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in. Quote
Bassnajr Posted August 15, 2009 Posted August 15, 2009 when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in. ...and pee on your shoes!!!! Quote
DINK WHISPERER Posted August 15, 2009 Posted August 15, 2009 when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in. ...and pee on your shoes!!!! You have far greater problems if you pee on your shoes man, LOL!!!!!!!!! Quote
Fat-G Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in. That's what I was afraid of on a trip in NY. Choppy waters. And a little stage fright Quote
DawsonH Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 Yeah, its not so bad in summer but it really sucks to have to go in the winter when the wind is blowing a steady 20mph and its the windchill is in the 30's. Trying to get your business out of all thermals, jeans, coveralls, and a rain suit and then manage to have enough left to direct the stream away from your clothing. Even at a young age the cold and a holding it for 2 hours hoping the wind will die down makes things more difficult. As far as the squirts goes, luckily that hasn't come up in the winter for me. It did earlier this year while I was on a flooded river though, and no there wasn't anywhere to get out of the boat and get er done. You won't get splashed on if the bow of your boat is high, might want to keep it in mind. Quote
suenrod Posted August 16, 2009 Posted August 16, 2009 But it will cure your athlete's foot when u got to go you got to go.i hate it when the water is choppy because you might fall in. ...and pee on your shoes!!!! You have far greater problems if you pee on your shoes man, LOL!!!!!!!!! Quote
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