RhodyBass Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Thought i would share http://www.quotegarden.com/fishing.html Quote
RhodyBass Posted July 23, 2009 Author Posted July 23, 2009 WOW true,very true Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. ~Ernest Hemingway Quote
BigJohnny Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 My biggest worry is that my wife (when I'm dead) will sell my fishing gear for what I said I paid for it. ~Koos Brandt This was by far my favorite Quote
JellyMan Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 I like... "I catch 12lbers all day" and "But I lost it by the boat" lol Quote
J-B Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 "Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL Quote
DRhodes Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 "Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL My favorite one as well Quote
JellyMan Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!! No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman. Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape. Quote
seyone Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!! No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman. Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape. do you think about women? Quote
RhodyBass Posted July 23, 2009 Author Posted July 23, 2009 HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!! No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman. Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape. do you think about women? ;D Quote
J-B Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!! No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman. Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape. do you think about women? Oooooohhhhohohohohohoho!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh that made me laugh good. Thank you for that one. LOL!!!! Quote
Busy Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 "Bass fishermen watch Monday night football, drink beer, drive pickup trucks and prefer noisy women with big breasts. Trout fishermen watch MacNeil-Lehrer, drink white wine, drive foreign cars with passenger-side air bags and hardly think about women at all. This last characteristic may have something to do with the fact that trout fishermen spend most of the time immersed up to the thighs in ice-cold water. ~Author Unknown" I love it. LOL "The best way to a fisherman's heart is through his fly." ~ Author Unknown I fish for trout, bass, catfish, and crappie. I drink white wine, beer, whiskey, and gin. You tell me Quote
DINK WHISPERER Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 HEY... I drink white wine and drive foreign cars!!! No really... I do. I'm just not your "usual" bass fisherman. Thats funny tho still lol. If you cant laugh at yourself then you are in bad shape. Honda Civics and Smirnoff ice don't count bubba!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
tutle Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 One of my favorites is "Hold "em hook ; its a hog! " Quote
Fishing Cowgirl Posted July 23, 2009 Posted July 23, 2009 Men and fish are alike. They both get into trouble when they open their mouths. ~Author Unknown giggle.. Quote
Super User KYntucky Warmouth Posted July 23, 2009 Super User Posted July 23, 2009 The John Steinbeck quote is great "It has always been my private conviction that any man who pits his intelligence against a fish and loses has it coming." Quote
Super User RoLo Posted July 24, 2009 Super User Posted July 24, 2009 The town lawyer was posing for a photo, while hoisting a large catfish. The cameraman commented, "Gosh, the resemblance is uncanny". The lawyer was clearly offended and snapped back, "Do you see barbels on my chin?" The cameraman replied, "Nope...but I do see two bottom-feeders". Quote
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