Super User Matt Fly Posted July 9, 2008 Super User Posted July 9, 2008 Last week, on Ray Hubbard, located on the edge of Dallas, as the morning comute into Dallas began and the sunrose upon the waters, the morning traffic was treated to a bass fishermen fishing in the buff along the rip rap of the long bridge across Hubbard. Anyway, someone called a news station, and the morning chopper for traffic decided to take a peak at this story. Well, once the eye in the sky pulled up on the nude bass fishermen, he decided to take off. Tooooooooo much exposure for the fishermen I guess. LOL As news of this story flooded the forums and airways, lots of jokes were flying. Of course a friend of mine emailed me and asked what I was doing on Hubbard that morning and I told him not me. That was easy to see when the guy sped off, I said he had small "johnson" on the back, and I have a "Big Johnson" . True story. Quote
Super User Matt Fly Posted July 9, 2008 Super User Posted July 9, 2008 I'm searching for the video! Quote
jiggerpole Posted July 9, 2008 Posted July 9, 2008 I'm one of those weirdos that fishes with a 27 foot long telescopic pole and only eight inches of 130 lb. high shock mono, a stainless snap, with a broke back creek chub hooked to it. One of the best lures I have is an old leather shoe tounge with three treable hooks run through it. Seriously!!!!! Jiggerpole. Quote
tritz18 Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Also say a weekend warrior trying to fly fish in a small stream with a spinning reel and rod. I just continued on dieing of laughter. Quote
Super User Raul Posted July 10, 2008 Super User Posted July 10, 2008 Every time I took my brother-in-law fishing he would hold the spinning rod upside-down and reel backwards, Falcon Seen that several times in several places. Quote
Chad. Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 Every time I took my brother-in-law fishing he would hold the spinning rod upside-down and reel backwards, Falcon Seen that several times in several places. Me too i never wanted to say anything though. Quote
Evan Pease Posted July 10, 2008 Posted July 10, 2008 I saw a guy standing on water then I realized he was on a submerged dam ;D It was pretty funny. Quote
Ifish4keeps Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 Every time I took my brother-in-law fishing he would hold the spinning rod upside-down and reel backwards, I tried to show him how to reel properly, but he would always go back to his way................it was pretty comical. Falcon my dad does the same thing... haha one thing that i never got was why people use nets while they are bluegill and crappie fishing... i was watching linders edge today and they were using nets on 6 inch bluegills... just not necessary Quote
little_stephen Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 this guy serios as can be, slapping a plastic minnow or something on the surface over and over and over again on a heavy action rod and reel....... hed just whip it forward and smack it on the surfce in front of the dock right in front of him.... maybe three or four feetout...... he wore out after about a half hour..... idunno what he was trying to do... maybe kill a bug or something!? Quote
Super User Wayne P. Posted July 12, 2008 Super User Posted July 12, 2008 Yesterday I picked up another bobber/artificial lure combo. This one was in a tree next to where fishing from shore is popular. This time it was a 2" bobber and beneath it was a 3" Storm Swim Shad attached to the line with a medium size brass snap swivel. That combo might just have worked as opposed to the spinnerbait/bobber deal. Quote
Avalonjohn44 Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 Funny Thread! I also see a ton of people fishing a spinning rig upside down. I saw a guy at a pond in Winchester fishing without his reel. It broke some how, and he unscrewed the spool and was using just it to worm fish. He caught a dink, and it took him forever to bring it in. He had absolute control over the drag system (his hand) though. Quote
Avalonjohn44 Posted July 12, 2008 Posted July 12, 2008 haha "go back to jersey you moron" name the movie that quote came from and I'll be very surprised The 5th Element and/or Scrooged... Quote
Rattlinrogue Posted July 13, 2008 Posted July 13, 2008 Saw a guy fill a burlap bag with black walnuts fresh off the tree.He tied up one end and crushed them with a hammer.He then tossed the bag into the water.As the bass started jumping out of the water(from all the acid from the crushed walnuts) he scooped them up with a landing net! Quote
fishingaddict Posted July 14, 2008 Posted July 14, 2008 I was in Jamaica and those guys use bamboo poles, string, no reel, and a hook with w/e meat they have around for bait. I guess it's not too strange considering that the fish they catch has to feed the family, so they'll use anything. Quote
ValkyrieRider Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 When in stationed in Iraq, the Iraqese (?) would wrap a line around their hand, throw in doughballs (water and flour) and reel in BIGASS CARP. When close to shore they'd jump in the water, grab the carp and chuck it up on shore and their compatriot would chuck it in a cardboard box.... presumably for dinner later... We'd catch em on rod and reel and cigarette butts or MRE bread. (not sure which I'd rather eat) Quote
mayassa Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 I would use french fries as a kid in Ohio and catch perch all day, worms cost money I didn't have. I did have a zebco 33 for my primary (only) combo. :-/ Quote
Pencil Pusher Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 Spinning reel mounted upside down on a 5 1/2 foot pistol grip casting rod. I have actullay seen this more than once. Quote
toolpush Posted July 15, 2008 Posted July 15, 2008 at our local pond the other day saw a guy "bank trolling" i believe he was using a soft crawdad imitation any way he would cast the lure in the water then walk along the bank dragging the lure along after him. don't know if he ever caught anything as i soon left. Quote
Super User fishinfiend Posted July 16, 2008 Super User Posted July 16, 2008 Bank trolling ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D This thread is SO awesome. As much as I hate stupid people, they sure do provide great entertainment Quote
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