toolpush Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 i told my wife the other day my day's off were coming next weekend and since our anniversary is the first week of june and i'll probably be on the rig that day if she wanted to go see this play and stay at a bed and breakfast next weekend (like she's been wanting to do for a long time). i then asked her if she wanted to drive her own vehicle so i could go ahead and pull my boat since i would be close to lake to fish mon. thru wed. after her reaction to that i told her we would go together and come home sun. then i would leave mon. morning to fish. this morning she told me to just go ahead and go fishing all 5 day's because if she had to have her annivesary weekend revolve around a fishing trip, no thanks. so i guess i'll just do that but what did i say that was so wrong. her > me :-/ ;D
Jake P Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 Uh oh.... It sounds like you put fishing before her and yall's anniversary, not good. You messed up by mentioning anniversary and fishing in the same conversation. Im no doctor Phil but maybe she feels like you just want to get through the anniversary so you can hurry and go fishing. just my thoughts, good luck.
Super User Gatorbassman Posted May 18, 2008 Super User Posted May 18, 2008 You put fishing and anniversary in the same paragraph.
Bassnajr Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 WOW!!!!! How long have you been married for??? Your plan makes sense....TO A MAN!!! To a woman....not so much!!!! But now...it can NOT be undone.....take the rig, you're dead anyway!!! ;D ajr
ian515 Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 I guess that would be the advantage to common law? no anniversary to follow ;D
toolpush Posted May 18, 2008 Author Posted May 18, 2008 You put fishing and anniversary in the same paragraph. i know, i'm an idiot. should have done the weekend thing then told her about the fishing trip an hour before i left.
Super User Gatorbassman Posted May 18, 2008 Super User Posted May 18, 2008 You should have finished the weekend and then invited her to go fishing with you. Of course she would have then turned you down and given you her blessing.
Super User Gatorbassman Posted May 18, 2008 Super User Posted May 18, 2008 I guess that would be the advantage to common law? no anniversary to follow ;D Around here when someone says they are common law married that only means they are too closely related to get a marriage license.
toolpush Posted May 18, 2008 Author Posted May 18, 2008 fluke you are so wise you must have been married a long time this is our 10 year.
Super User Gatorbassman Posted May 18, 2008 Super User Posted May 18, 2008 No, This Febuary she said she didn't want to do anything so I went fishing on our Anniversary. Bad Move. I'm telling you from experiance.
Daniel My Brother Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 3 DON'TS to a happy marriage: 1. DON'T utter the word threesome. 2. DON'T ever mention her weight. 3. DON'T try to mix fishng and anniversary.
Super User Micro Posted May 18, 2008 Super User Posted May 18, 2008 And never believe... ...I'm not mad. ...it's OK. ...nothing's wrong. ...I don't want anything for {insert occassion}. ...no one can compete with you.
ian515 Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 Around here when someone says they are common law married that only means they are too closely related to get a marriage license. ;D I will remember that.
Big-O Posted May 18, 2008 Posted May 18, 2008 Hey Toolpush, might want to try this: Baby I love you more than anything, even more than fishing! Really I do. I mean I think about you every time I'm out there having a great time and I know you are here by yourself with nothing to do and totally bored. It really makes me appreciate you more knowing that you sacrifice spending quality time with me just so I can go out to the lake and have the time of my life. And gosh your wonderful, I can't think of any other woman that would put up with this as often as you do. Thats why I love you so much because you let me do as I please without regard for yourself! Don't we have a great marriage? I bet all couples wish they had it as good as we do, Huh? That ought to git r dun! Come to think of it, maybe you shouldn't say any of that. After 10 years, this aint your first rodeo and I bet it won't be your last. You'll figure it out. Good luck with her, I'm sure she's a keeper! Big O www.ragetail.com
Super User fishfordollars Posted May 19, 2008 Super User Posted May 19, 2008 Trying to reason with a woman was the first and most deadly thing you did.
Super User Catt Posted May 19, 2008 Super User Posted May 19, 2008 Anniversary first & fishing second! : Sounds like a plan to me
flippincrazy Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 this thread scares me as I prepare to get married in august! ;D
Big-O Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 this thread scares me as I prepare to get married in august! ;D As long as you tell her up front that she is welcome to go fishing with you whenever you want to go fishing, you should be just fine. Big O www.ragetail.com
MNGeorge Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 But now...it can NOT be undone.....take the rig, you're dead anyway!!! ;D ajr This could possibly be the worst advice I have ever seen. Following this course of action could lead to a real disaster. Take it from a guy who's been married for 41 years, if mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy.
skillet Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 flippincrazy, A single man doesn't know what happiness is, 'till he gets married.........and then it's too late toolpush,if you think she was serious when she said "go ahead and go fishing for the whole 5 days".........BOY! I can't even think of anything funny for this ! You, my friend, have stepped in DEEP DODO :'(! R.I.P... As Ever, skillet
Bassnajr Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Think so George???? Notice the laughing face!!!! Whew!!!! ajr
Super User Gatorbassman Posted May 19, 2008 Super User Posted May 19, 2008 It's so hard to type sarcastically.
Super User burleytog Posted May 19, 2008 Super User Posted May 19, 2008 So do most of you guys get to keep your balls on your person or does your wife carry them in her purse most of the time?
MNGeorge Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 Think so George???? Notice the laughing face!!!! Whew!!!! ajr Sorry, missed the laughing face.
Bassnajr Posted May 19, 2008 Posted May 19, 2008 You are right Fluke. We'll have to come up with that smiley!!! ajr
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