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Man you should have seen the size of the fat girl I hooked up with on a bed this weekend, she just swallowed my 10 inch worm.

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She really blew up on my stickbait.

I changed to a white skirt and it really turned them on!

Flip it and lay it gently in the hole.

Take a soft stick and jerk it 1,2,3 times then repeat :D

This hole is all dried up!

D**n it, I am well hung!

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Oh she really swallowed it, going to have to cut if off

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The rattles I put in my tube really attract more females.

I just let my live worm dangle here.

Will you hold my Fat Ika real fast.

My nightcrawler's got a lot of wriggle in him.

;D haha funny thread. Me and my buddies are always laughing about Fat Ika's and catching them on our 'live bait'

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Let me lube this up real fast then I can Throw it anywhere in the bush.\

                        -searoach

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"Get your 6 inch lizard out, put it in her face and shake it real good and maybe she'll bite it" (casting to bass on the beds)

"Grab it by the head and pinch it" (threading a nightcrawler onto a hook)

"Show her a purple colored 7 inch power worm, she'll like that!!"

"Sniff it once to see if it stinks before you use it, sometimes I even taste it too" (one guy to another about reusing previously rigged power worms again)

"Man, look at the size of the mouth on that b!tch" (two guys watching a bass fishing video on a display TV in sporting goods at Wal-Mart as a woman walks nearby pushing a shopping cart)

"Man she's a big one. You're gonna have to have a stiff rod to handle her and from the size of her you ain't gonna get her off the bed easy either" (one guy to another observing a large female on the nest)

"She won't hold still long enough for me to get her off" (guy talking to his buddy while trying to unhook a fish and is frustrated with it because it keeps flopping)

"If she'd have been just a little bigger Ida mounted her. They gotta be a certain size or I just ain't interested. But I'll always remember the mouth she had on her, swallowed my 8 inch lizard whole and I like to never got her to let go of it. Grabbed her by the lip with one hand and had the other one in her mouth and was hollerin' for help from my buddy. Thought we was gonna have to get the pliers there for a minute"

"I had both hands on my pole holdin' it tight. I knew she had it in her mouth good on the other end but I still wasn't lettin' go. Not till I got her close enough to grab hold of her with one hand at least"

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double wide beaver.

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I got her on a deep plug.

I got her on my drop shot.

The females tend to like the jig stroked!

On my jigI like to put a super chunk under the skirt

I'll stop  ;D

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