Bass Fishing Things to Say to Get You in Trouble

[bass wrangler569]

-its just a 12" dink

- she was on the bed so I had to hit her in the face with my worm before she would open her mouth

- I prefer a fast action rod

- I put my worm in the tight spots

[A-Jay]

"Last night I spent nearly 2 hours in my favorate hole. Unfortunately I must have gotten a little distracted because as I was finishing up I spilled a big load of Hawg Scent all over the seat . . . . "

A-Jay

[Daiwa]

Is that real or fake?

[Daiwa]

You know they have things to "inflate" your worms. Ive seen them at Gandermountain.

[FR0G]

double wide beaver.

haha good one! You like those dbl wide beavers, don't you.

[Troutfisher]

Hold my beer, I'm diving in after her.

[wilsonm1]

she wouldnt let go...

she spit it out...

[A-Jay]

"Last night I spent nearly 2 hours in my favorate hole. Unfortunately I must have gotten a little distracted because as I was finishing up I spilled a big load of Hawg Scent all over the seat . . . . "

Is that real or fake?

I guess it could be - Both . . . . . 8-)

A-Jay

[Big-O]

Now leave this note on the counter one evening, just to let her know how happy she makes you. Ought to be a very nice homecoming.

Hey Baby,

Just got back and Wow, what a trip. I had a big ole gal put it to me last nite and thought she ate it good but I must not have give it to her fast enough, so I lost her. Headed back to give her a try again tonite. Hope she's willin to give me another shot at it cause she felt awesome. I haven't been this excited in years. It's sure nice to have an understanding wife like you, to let me go after'em like I do, cause I just can't get enough of it. I would ask you to wish me luck but not sure I'll need it cause I know she will be there waiting on me. I'll call you when I stick her!

Big O

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