best/funniest fishing saying

[Late Night Bass]

my partner (did not know him) in a tourny one time made a good cast. he looked dead at me and said, " O yeah, that's in his house".  i also saw someone on here earlier refer to sneaking a fish in the back of your boat and suprising you partner, "ninja fishing". i though both of those were pretty funny. what are some good ones you have heard or say?

[garry77]

"Here fishy,fishy,fishy."

[Bassnbrett101]

"BOOOYAAAHHHHH!!" everytime i hear that I crack up

[brgbassmaster]

me and my buddy were wading for smallmouth and he cast real far and landed on this sandy bank he looks at me and says thats called sneak attack. no sooner he pulls it off the bank about 5ft out connects with a smallmouth.

[Other.]

I think it must be when some one walks up too you on the bank and ask a question like "Any luck" and your response is "Nah the tuna are not biting today"

[XcoM274]

Haha, gotta go with, "Surprise, surprise, surprise." My buddy and I were slaying the pike up on Sage lake last year and the boat next to us is like "what are you using?" Being the nice guys we are we told them. Next thing you know he's got one and he yelled Surprise surprise surprise in the most classic redneck voice possible. We spent the next half hour repeating it back and forth amongst ourselves and laughing to hard to fish. One of those things that gets a chuckle every time it comes up now.

;D ;D ;D

[Bassin_Fin@tic]

I think it must be when some one walks up too you on the bank and ask a question like "Any luck" and your response is "Nah the tuna are not biting today"

OR when someone on the bank asks what kind of fish that is and I tell em bluegill.

[Catt]

I don't know how many of y'all remember the Blue Fox commercial about their Foxie Jig, it showed a big bass staring at the jig and the jig saying nah nah nah boo boo your fat & ugly; nah nah nah boo boo you can't catch me!

I still say when fishing is slow  

[hercdoc]

"I'm really good at what I'm doing, but I not good at everything I do" I said as I thew my spinnerbait into the top of the popcorn tree.

[thetr20one]

After watchin Bill Dance forever I started saying "slide right up here on my thumb" when we would fish bassmaster rules. (if me and a friend go fishing together from one boat we always compete and use either bassmaster no nets or flw nets) he though that was the funniest! but I think its hilarious when Dance uses dadgummit or dadgum!

[gobig]

I was walking along the shore and saw a guy catch a few fish and I asked him what are you using? He said lips and a-hole's I got a friend who's a mortician. ;D

[Big-O]

Years ago, a buddy and I were Fishing Toho in a hurricane, I flipped into a brush pile, got slammed and missed him. No sooner had I got the jig up to the boat and I was lifting the rod to flip back into the brush when the fish jumped at least a foot out of the water and grabbed the jig. Was a decent fish so I tripped the free spool to keep from breaking the rod and I got a  a barn burner backlash. Lost the fish cause he broke the line and my buddy chuckled and said "Wow, that looks like a Don King Hair Doo"    

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[JayDub]

"The harder i press, the righter I go." is pretty funny, don't you think Muddy?  :

[Damien]

" fishy fishy bite my hook, you be the dinner i'll be the cook."

[Catt]

My father-in-law had a sign in his old camp that read

Fisherman: jerk on one end of a line waiting for a jerk on the other  

[RobbyZ5001]

After watchin Bill Dance forever I started saying "slide right up here on my thumb" when we would fish bassmaster rules. (if me and a friend go fishing together from one boat we always compete and use either bassmaster nets or flw no net) he though that was the funniest! but I think its hilarious when Dance uses dadgummit or dadgum!

B.A.S.S. is no nets FLW is nets.

[Olebiker]

I cast a plastic worm into the top of a fallen tree on Taylorsville Lake in Kentucky.  A bass picked it up and I swung on him but didn't get a hook set.  The worm came back all balled up.  

While I was fixing the worm my Dad cast into the spot where I had just missed the fish and said, "Here, I'll hold your spot."

He caught the bass I had just missed.

[Olebiker]

Next thing you know he's got one and he yelled Surprise surprise surprise in the most classic redneck voice possible.

I believe he was quoting that great American, Gomer Pyle:

http://www.wavsource.com/snds_2008-04-12_996893705386236/tv/gomer_pyle/gomer_surprise.wav

[TeamBerettaGold]

I was walking along the shore and saw a guy catch a few fish and I asked him what are you using? He said lips and .'s I got a friend who's a mortician. ;D

I cant stop laughing ;D

[brgbassmaster]

me and my buddy were skipping docks with black and blue strike king jigs. these jigs are pretty big the 3/8 ounce model so he casts it hard to skip it and it smashes the pontoon,and it makes a loud DING and my friend says thats called the dinner bell. now we always say that if we hit somthing.

[ntrojack]

Something the G-Man Swindle said while fishing with Zona on the WGFS in Mexico right after he hooked a fish, and it had something to do with " I can play, all I need is to get chalk on my feet and I can score".

Maybe somebody else remembers the words exactly, but it was the way he said it, and the way it came out. I was dying...  ;D

[sodaksker]

I like this one, I think it is by Red Adair,  "I think that all fishermen are liars, except me and you, and I am beginning to wonder about you!"

[simplejoe]

My buddy and I were fishing one day and I kept casting into the tree, I mean all DAY I was  snagging in trees, and on one cast it looped around a branch and then water, (He says to me are you going for the vertical approch).

[Olebiker]

Years ago my brother and I were fishing with an elderly gentleman who was an expert caster.  Bob and I were both having a bad day casting and were constantly getting hung up in the willow bushes overhanging Kentucky Lake.  

Kent, obviously perturbed at having to pull the boat in and disentangle one more errant cast, asked, "You boys got any other hobbies?"

[Damien]

" fishy fishy bite my hook, you be the dinner i'll be the cook."

sorry i forgot the storie me and my little cousin who was 3 at the time were at our local lake bobber fishing for what ever and nothing was biteing at all. just out of the blue he started sing this little chant right after he was done his bobber sunk, it was pretty funny.