You might be a Fishaholic if...

[farmpond1]

If you have a new baby boy/girl and you're worried you might have to throw it back because it's outside the slot limit.

[jemackinnon83]

If your wife asks you to go grocery shopping and you go to Walmart and come home with milk, eggs, 2 fishin poles, trolling motor battery, fishin magazine and some new lures:)

[skunked_again]

.....you buy your wife and your mother-in-law a weekend spa on your wedding anniversary so you can run to Table Rock Lake with your brother and fish

[bucketmouthmonsters]

i am guilty of a lot of theese but i planned my  honeymoon around fishing. we ended up staying in nashville for three days and one of them(the first day) i spent it fishing percy preist before heading to Geargia for five days where i spent two of them fishing lake laneir. she didnt realize it until i had hooked up the boat the morning after the wedding. i got an ear full for a day or so but it waorked out cause we are still married 9 years 7 years later.

[Willzx225]

Thanks TeamBerettaGold.  I think my marriage will survive now!  ;D  

[ejtaylor822]

Just spent the last 4 hours on bassresource.com

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

A week later when back in the store, the employee asks you to help explain the difference between flouro and mono to a customer.

[sigep1967]

On my honeymoon 2 days at Disney 3 day at the BIG O ;D ;D Wife caught the biggest fish :

[ITSELECTRIC]

YOUR EX WIFE OWNS A 20' RANGER......& WANTS TO TAKE YOU  FISHING...

[TeamBerettaGold]

instead of finishing your 8 page paper that is due at 2o'clock tomorrow, you keep going through the threads on bass resource.

[littlefisher]

...you are going on Spring break in Florida with your girlfriend and her family, and instead of spending with them, you are looking for someone to take you fishing.

[fishing man]

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.

[beechnut]

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

[Fishin-Psyantist]

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

Whew! Now there is a good way to get into some serious trouble. ;D

[littlefisher]

You go fishing on your wifes due date with your first child.

BN

I take it she didn't have the child on that day because I don't think you would still be alive.

[islandbass]

You spend so much time in fishing stores and departments you can help the employess when a customer asks them where something is located.

now i have done that before, and employee asked me if wanted a job there after i helped the guy out.

Woh, I did this! The poor salmon sales guys didn't know jack about bass equipment. After I helped the customer out, he walked out with a Citica D and a Compre Rod.  I even taught him how to cast as he was a bc virgin. Now how's that for salesmanship?  

[YJsmitty]

if the first date with your wife was bassfishing

You gotta make sure she can back the boat down the ramp before there is a second date!

[Ryan_Johnson]

.....you hide new fishing tackle in your car so your wife can't see it. ;D

That's what those spare tire compartments are for. I seriously have stuffed them a couple of times.  The trick is to leave out a small bag of stuff, because she knows you'll buy something.  Little does she know that it's in BULK ;D