Friend wont touch fish

[SL33P]

Man my little sister takes her own fish off and shes only 12. I cant believe this guy, this has to be the most hilarious thing i have heard to date. Well good luck with the whole thing

[grove83]

I just heard an add that JC Penny's has skirts on sale.  Maybe you can stop there before you go out fishing.  Tell him he has to wear the skirt until he's "man" enough to take the hooks out.   ;D  Boy I'm gald I don't fish your buddy.  He'd be swimming, not fishing if he went with me!!!  HAHAHA

[BassJunkie]

Maybe if you let him read all of these replies assaulting his manhood he would start dealing with his own fish.   ;D

[j-bass]

There's always a few like that, the bassist in our band, CB, is about 6'4" and weighs about 300+ and is scared of even a 1 lb bass.  Another friend of mine, Eric, is afraid to get his hands dirty, when we go saltwater, he always takes a pair od scissors.  The dude cracks me up, you look over, and he's very carefully removing a mullet from a plastic bag (being overly cautious not to touch the bag) with the tip of the scissors, cuts the bait with them, and uses them to put the bait on the hook.  These guys should be housewives not fishermen. (well nevermiong, they would make some pretty butt-ugly housewives  ;D).

[KenDammit28]

Tell your friend to pull up his skirt and grow a set.

You're not even fishing if you aren't taking them off the hook.

Sounds like a sissy that wants to impress all his friends with cool "gear".

You could post a sign at the front of your boat before you leave that says "men only" and tell him he can't get on..or if he comes near you while bank fishing..tell him that he's gotten too close, you don't allow fairies within 10 feet.

[abelfisher]

Does he squat over the side of the boat when he has to go??? ;D

[RLinNH]

NOW THIS IS A THREAD!!!

[tipptruck1]

Well iam not trying to stand up for this guy. But maybe hes one the is afraid of germs. Theres people like that. And if thats the case bring some soap for him.

[KenDammit28]

I don't think someone thats afraid of germs is going to go fishing at all.  I mean..what would a germaphobe do if moss got on the lure?  Or what about all that spray that comes off the line as you cast? Heck, its probably safer to touch the fish than it is some of the water they live in, lol.  

[Matt Fly]

As long as you keep doing it for him, he'll be just fine.   He catches, you release, makes for good team work.....LOL

[Jerkbate]

How did he train you to take his fish off? Please let me know, I've got a couple of buddies I'd like to train.

But seriously, my 6 year old niece will touch her fish. I remove the hook, but she will hold them by the lip.

He may need to cry to Dr. Phil. It sound like he's got some type of love/hate thing going on. :'(

[ScootZilla]

Well when we went fishing the other day he took 1 off the hook.Well it took him a very long time to do it like 20 mins lol.But he did it.

Scoot

[Matt Fly]

Ask him if he would like to be held under the water for 20 minutes.   I'm sure that bass needed a drink sooner.  

[Guest ouachitabassangler]

Buy the poor guy out. Offer $20 for his "$30" Loomis, offer a refund on his fishing license, and plug in a warning about those hand eating bass. He doesn't belong in a fishing boat. 6-12 year old kids in our fishing derbies usually insist on taking their own fish off hooks at risk of getting a hook injury, and we let them do it with plenty of bandaids in the shirt pocket. This is really a gag topic, right?  :-/  We're talking a guy old enough to be put in the US Army.

Jim

[fishinyank]

Buy one of those pink Barbie Zebcos with the plastic fish attached to the line. When he wants to fish with you tell him he cant use the Loomis because thats what the big boys use to catch big boy fish and that u got the perfect rod for a sweet little girl like him.

[Kana]

nut up son! i was like that the first time i went fishing with my dad, he showed me exactly what to do, ONCE.  on small fish when i was 8 i would just grab the hook with my pliers and let em go(sunfish) but if i caught a bass, it looked so cool, to have you hand in the muth, then you had some nice stink on your hands and could prove you caught a fish!  when i lived in osaka, i tooka girl from work fishing, it was her first time, she really didnt know anything, but after she hooked into that first fish she was quick to grab it after a quick explanation!  thats what im talking about.

you know the are fishing games for people who dont actually like to go outside, much less catch a real fish. other than that i dont really have anything nice to say about people who fish and will not take care of thier own fish, knots and backlashes. unless youre a hot chic and have never gone before, regarding my previous experience!