njoynlfe Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 Remember these 2 simple rules my friend,and all will be forgiven... #1 The woman is always RIGHT #2 When The Woman "IS" Wrong,Refer Back To Rule #1 !!!! This always works for me.... Quote
Tucson Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 You need to be more specific. There's a WORLD of difference between a girlfriend and a spouse! It's like the difference between owning and renting. Quote
Guest avid Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 If you see some wildflowers along the way fishing keep that place in mind. If late go pick em. "Honey, I wasn't JUST fishin, but had you in mind." Just don't be getting endangered plants. ;D Being married to the same woman 39 years teaches you stuff like that. Jim dam your good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
Guest avid Posted March 11, 2006 Posted March 11, 2006 I find that if you get in trouble for fishing too much or stay too late, skip fishing for a couple of weeks and do some stuff for or with her. She usually forgets about my past fishing transgressions after that. If I could do that I wouldn't get in trouble in the first place ;D ;D ;D Quote
Javelin_Venom Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish? He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Smallmouth, and a few Bluegill. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box." ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote
Cajun1977 Posted March 12, 2006 Posted March 12, 2006 doghouse i live there and i could always use some company wanna go fishing Quote
Redtail Posted March 13, 2006 Posted March 13, 2006 The next time this happens - tell her you're thinking about getting a sex change operation - Let her freak out for a bit and then tell her you're not really gonna do that - now tell her you over spent a bit on some fishing equipment - she will be relieved and happy that's all it is. Quote
Super User Matt Fly Posted March 14, 2006 Super User Posted March 14, 2006 Confucuis say "Wife who put husband in dog house, soon find him in Cat house" Quote
BassChaser57 Posted March 14, 2006 Posted March 14, 2006 We can always count on Matt to put things in perspective--good one. 8-) Quote
Neubie Posted March 15, 2006 Posted March 15, 2006 You can do the reverse of what I did. Went to the spring fishing show in T.O. and spent $1050.00 on a rod and reel. when I got home she stared yelling and stomping around...Intill I pointed to the 1.5kt Diamond ring I had bought her Two Weeks before. She wasin't angry anymore... So now gust go and get her a ring.... on second thought the heater and the spam might be cheaper. Quote
Brad_Coovert Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Luckily for me, the dog house has never come along. 8-) The boat stays in the garage all year, my tackle is bursting all its storage and now I even have my own tackle shop I run out of the home office, soon to have a physical store, I hope. God, I love my wife, I really do! Brad Quote
Rattlinrogue Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Been married 25 years to a lady who likes to fish as much as I do. Quote
Ben Posted March 16, 2006 Posted March 16, 2006 Tell'm like I tell my wife. A man put in the dog house could end up in the cat house. If that don't work, just give it a few days and things will be back to normal, In the mean time have fun doing what you want to do while she's too mad to say anything about it. After all, she's already ticked at you so what you got to loose. I've had 37 years experience at this stuff. My best one was after about four days of my wife being the big "B" I got up one morning and asked her what I needed to do to "P***" her off and get that out of the way since everything I'd done for the past four days seem to do that. Didn't have to worry about her bothering me the rest of the day. Quote
Zel Posted March 21, 2006 Posted March 21, 2006 Here are four rules regarding women that I live by: Women marry men in hopes they will change, and men marry women in hopes they won't change (Neither one gets what they want). There are two theories to arguing with a woman -- neither one works. If a man says something and no woman hears him, he is still wrong. The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. Quote
Doghouse. Posted March 22, 2006 Posted March 22, 2006 give up and hang the fish and deer heads on the doghouse wall ;D Quote
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