Guest the_muddy_man Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Hey Fellas: Stressful week on a lot of fronts. I decided since the temp was 95' I was'nt messing with the boat alone today so i went to a small pond . I got there at 5 pm, lots of nice swirls and bodies leaping out after dragon flies. So I put on a multi colored PopR amd get 2 decent bass in less than a half hour. Thyere are five spots to fish this pond and as I am pulling in BASS #2, a couple pull up. Ma and Pa kettle types in their 20's . He's going on about a tree stuck in a drainage pipe, THAT WASN"T THERE LAST WEEK , ITS BEEN THERE FOR 2 FREAKIN YEARS Then his ol lady, who won the blue ribbon for Heffer of the year in 06, waddles over. AND THEY PUT THEIR LAWN CHAIRS, BEER COOOLER, LOUD DEVIL MUSIC RADIO, RIGHT NEXT TO ME. He procedes to throw out a grapefruit size bobber with about a 1/2 box of spit shot tied to it. And says MIND IF WE JOIN YOU Since God don't like ugly, and i pitied him considering what his ol lady looked like( tell you the truth I WAS SCARED OF HER) I just packed my stuff and left the pond What an $%$%&&*9 idiot this guy and the missuses were, and I just don't have the fight in me anymore but I can't believe some of the ignorance and rudeness out there :-/ Quote
Super User KU_Bassmaster. Posted June 26, 2007 Super User Posted June 26, 2007 I can't believe some of the ignorance and rudeness out there :-/ Unfortunately they are everywhere. :-/ Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 AND MAKING MORE OF THEMSELVES EVERY DAY Quote
Valascus Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Boy...I get a lot of that at Busch Wildlife, one of the places I frequent. I get on a good streak and suddenly I am elbow to elbow with everyone else in the area. I tr to be really discreet when I catch fish up there and release them as soon as possible. I almost never stop to take a picture, cuz it just draws attention. If I am taking a picture of a decent fish, it always seems like by the time I am done, someone has inevitably casted to the spot I was just fishing. Quote
Super User Sam Posted June 26, 2007 Super User Posted June 26, 2007 Your adventure sounds like a scene in a comedy movie, starring Adam Sandler. Although they spoiled your day, the story is funny and your description of the woman is priceless. Sorry you had a bad day but you have to admit, it was a funny adventure. Glad it happened to you and not to me!!!! ;D Quote
Pond Hopper Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 Sounds like one of those situations I walk away shaking my head thinking there should be laws against people like that reproducing. We have all probably been there Muddy. Quote
FivePoundBluegill Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 ROFL The_Muddy_Man you are a funny writer. I loved your description of the woman as hefer of the year in 06 and found the part about the grapefruit size bobber even funnyer. You should do stand up man. Great funny descriptions you have. Quote
utser Posted June 26, 2007 Posted June 26, 2007 thats why i fish places you gotta hoof a half mile to fish. them types dont wanna walk. Quote
Gotta Love It Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Hey Muddy... that wasn't my wife, that was my sister (and my momma)! Sorry if we messed up your fishin! Those bobbers were on clearance at Kmart. Can you say "BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL"? And for the record, we did offer you 2 Bud lights to fish your 5 spots! Quote
Cephkiller Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Dear Abby, I was fishing the other day with my big, beautiful wife when we saw a scruffy looking fellow who looked really lonely. I approached the poor soul and said, "Mind if we join you?" (He looked really lonely and, honestly, maybe he wasn't "all there", if you know what I mean.) Well anyway, this jerk had the nerve to just pack up and walk away! Abby, is there anything I can do to prevent being treated this way in the future? Bessie and I were just being friendly. Pa Quote
moloch16 Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Next time snag his bobber with your pop-r and drag it in a few times. Apologize profusely as you untangle the mess and let them know you're "new to this". I guess I'm just a little more evil than most : Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Dear Abby, I was fishing the other day with my big, beautiful wife when we saw a scruffy looking fellow who looked really lonely. I approached the poor soul and said, "Mind if we join you?" (He looked really lonely and, honestly, maybe he wasn't "all there", if you know what I mean.) Well anyway, this jerk had the nerve to just pack up and walk away! Abby, is there anything I can do to prevent being treated this way in the future? Bessie and I were just being friendly. Pa You need help Quote
TheBeast Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Are you sure you weren't wearing your tournament shirt with all your sponsors on it since you got to the pond and realized you didn't have anything else and these were mad about a PRO coming in and takin all their fish. ;D Quote
sodaksker Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Muddy, A couple of weeks ago I had a similar experience. Sometimes I head down to the local marina for quick little outings when the wife has me running honey do's. A couple of weeks ago was one of those times. I walk down to a spot about 100 yards away from 4 people slinging nightcrawlers with about a 5 oz weight. Within 2 minutes fishing a 4 inch senko,I catch a little smallie, next cast I catch about a 3lb largemouth right off this log. As I throw the fish back, I hear the sighs disbelief that I did not keep the fish. Then here come the lines splashing over in my direction. No problem, that spot was done, I was moving on down to another little brush pile. I catch a nice smallie on the first cast. I play it out for their entertainment and mine ;D. I get the fish in, and immediately they ask, " can we have it?" I immediatley respond "no". I catch one more little smallie about 10 minutes later and then leave, as they keep creeping closer to my direction. Nothing better than catching 4 fish in about 20 minutes and leaving. Oh, I forgot to mention some of the highlights. One of the 4 people was a woman that was about 8 months 3 weeks pregnant that was dressed in a bikini. and her 3 brother dads kept snagging their lines on the bottom and would just strip down, wade in, dive down and pull it loose. It was annoying but somewhat amusing. Muddy, you should have stuck around for a little bit. There could have been some free entertainment. Quote
Guest the_muddy_man Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 I was trying to get out of a bad mood, I didn't laugh about it til I was half way home. God actually provided what I needed, just didn't feel it right a way Wow 8 months and 3 weeks preggo in a bikini ANY PICTURES Quote
Cephkiller Posted June 27, 2007 Posted June 27, 2007 Wow 8 months and 3 weeks preggo in a bikini ANY PICTURES Haven't got the hang of this internet thingie yet, huh? Quote
Super User SPEEDBEAD. Posted June 29, 2007 Super User Posted June 29, 2007 come to chambersburg some time X2 :-X Quote
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