How about this?

[SLO_ROLL]

I can tear up anything, if there is anything wrong with your product I WILL FIND IT. Then after I test it and we get the kinks worked out you can release it to the public with my name on the packaging. this is not a joke, I WILL TEAR YOUR TEST PROTOTYPE SMOOTH UP.

[senko_77]

So your saying just for testing a product, you want your name to be on the packaging that EVERY customer will see? That seems a bit lopsided on who gets the better deal IMO. Could you clarify what the company would gain by YOU testing the product instead of someone else, and is that gain really worth putting your name on the product where thousands of eyes will see it?

Not attacking, just wanting clarification.

[Dan:]

dude, if he's gonna be tearing prototypes smooth up then I think he deserves his name on the package...

if he was just tearing them up, then maybe not, but he's promising to tear them smooth up. Frankly, if he comes through on that promise, his name SHOULD be on the package.

[Grey Wolf]

Smooth up ????????????

[Tin]

O thanks man, I needed a good laugh.

I know this site is about educating, but you must draw a line somewhere....

[Bass XL]

dude, if he's gonna be tearing prototypes smooth up then I think he deserves his name on the package...

if he was just tearing them up, then maybe not, but he's promising to tear them smooth up.

AHAHAHAHA

[fourbizz]

This is a family website

[IMPY03]

I could tear some prototypes up also...but I dunno if I could do it as Smooth as he says.  

[SPEEDBEAD.]

Seriously?

There should be a requirement for everyone wanting to post something about themselves in this section.  Something basic like...

"You have the right to remain silent. Please think before posting!"

I know you are one of the newer members, but man....Come on!

Tear your test prototype smooth up? WTH is that anyway?    ;D

[roadwarrior]

I guess I don't visit this section enough.

Is it always this much fun?

:

[Grey Wolf]

I liken this section to stand-up comedy .Some of these people are hilarous.

[Dan:]

yeah, I hardly every check this section, but I just happened to the other day and found this gem.

[Pitchinkid]

i knew a kid that said he got into a fight with this guy and knocked his head "smooth off. i was quite impressed to say the least

[SLO_ROLL]

Poor SLO_ROLL,  just trying to have some fun, "maybe" get some free stuff to tear "SMOOTH UP" Ok, I get it. Maybe I could just get to drive those brand "spanking" new trucks through the mud like in those commercials. Man O Man you cant tell me "Tested by SLO_ROLL" on the packaging wouldn't make you buy it. I guess I should put some of those smiley faces on here after my post. Those always look "SMOOTH"

[fourbizz]

Who are you that anyone should care that you tested it?

Hell, the baits that Mike Long signs off on always end up sucking!

[roadwarrior]

Poor SLO_ROLL, just trying to have some fun, "maybe" get some free stuff to tear "SMOOTH UP" Ok, I get it. Maybe I could just get to drive those brand "spanking" new trucks through the mud like in those commercials. Man O Man you cant tell me "Tested by SLO_ROLL" on the packaging wouldn't make you buy it. I guess I should put some of those smiley faces on here after my post. Those always look "SMOOTH"

Hey!

This section is tough, we take no prisoners.

It's "tough love", but it's honest and never sugarcoated.

8-)

[DADto4]

Ok at 36 years old I would consider myself as a well rounded and well educated man.

But,

I have found myself searching the net for a definition of SMOOTH UP!

Have I ducked myself into a dark corner of the world,yet to be enlightend by the scholars of tomorrows future?

 

[Cade Laufenberg]

I think he was kidding... ;D

[Sam]

SLO_ROLL,

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For only $1.99 a month, you get free issues of Bassin', special e-deals, entry into the Abu Garcia baitcasting rod and reel drawing, and become a member of Bassin's product testing program.

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Good luck.  

[Pigsticker]

this is not a joke, I WILL TEAR YOUR TEST PROTOTYPE SMOOTH UP.

I feel like designing a product and giving it Slo-Roll just to see what shape the product is in when I get it back ;D

[Bassn Blvd]

Who are you that anyone should care that you tested it?

Hell, the baits that Mike Long signs off on always end up sucking!

OUCH.  KO in the 1st.

[squid]

This is what is going on since I have been gone? WELL SMOOTH UP ya all....lol.

Best Resume I have read so far......NOT