warmer Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 #5 Main St. Ludicrous, FL 863.555.BASS Freddy McBASS Objective To utilize my exceptional interrelation skills to promote companies from the platform that my superior fishing skill provides. Tournament Experience 2006-2008 BFL Gator Division Angler - Displayed surprising versatility, and an ability to bring solid lower slot limits to the scales consistently. - Voted the most Geared Up angler by the tournament director. - Successfully avoided my child's kindergarten graduation, my anniversary, and my grandfather's funeral in pursuit of my dreams. 2004-2008 Ron's Tackle Box Lake Alfred, FL Angler of the Year (Unofficially) - Smallest limit of the year 4 years running. - Strong Run and Gun mentality. Burned over 5,000 gallons of fuel on lakes smaller than 1 mile in diameter. - Caught cheating only 4 out of 43 times. Education Boat 1999 Stratos 201 Pro Elite. 2000 Mercury Optimax 225 HP. Reliable 82.4% of the time. Personal Bests - 14lb Mudfish. - 13.4lb Bass (Live Bait in a BFL tournament). - 2lb Chain Pickerel. Quote
Super User fishfordollars Posted June 3, 2008 Super User Posted June 3, 2008 Lot better than most I've read. you are hired. I swore to myself to stay out of this section. I just could not help myself. Quote
wagn Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 lol, i started reading halfway down and actually thought this was real for a second Quote
warmer Posted June 7, 2008 Author Posted June 7, 2008 it may be legit, but not for me... well the part about being "most geared up" anyway Quote
Super User Sam Posted June 8, 2008 Super User Posted June 8, 2008 Excellent! Send it to Bass Times. Quote
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