My resume?

[MyKeyBe]

Hello potential sponsor,

I fish on the weekends and tell all my buddies about what lure I used to catch bass on.

Sometimes they go out and buy that lure so they can catch a bass or two.

I buy and try at least 32 new lures a week.

The bait monkey has his claws deep in my back.

I am going broke and getting tired of trying all these new baits only to catch nothing.

That makes me spend more money on top dollar rod's and reel's because I know they will make me a better angler.

If that works I recomend that "setup" to my friends.

I buy and try at least one "setup" a week.

The bait monkey has his claws deep in my back.

Some times they go out and buy that "setup" so they can catch a bass or two.

I am going broke and getting tired of trying all these new "setups" only to catch nothing.

So...

You should sponsor me and I will save some money and if your lures, rods, and/or reels work, I will tell my two friends and if the one friend that fishes buyes my B.S...

Well then, you will have one more new customer.

"One hand washes the other." That's what my momma used to say.

Give me something for free and I will get you at least one new customer, maybe even two or even better three, but only if the free item you send me is really good.

In closing I would like to say,

"I fish, therefore I am." and "I have at least one, maybe two friends that really believe I speak the gospel truth." ;D He/they will buy whatever item I say will make them better angler's.

Also I am a member of the Bass Resource message boards and I can push your products on the member's there all day and night long.

So how about it?

Are you going to sponsor me or not?

Honesty,

MyKeybe

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So what do you all think?

I think Shimano just recalled my Curado and they will replace it for free with a top of the line Shakespeare Durango spincast reel. ;D

[KU_Bassmaster.]

I see many BIG sponsorships coming your way!!!!!! ;D ;D  Way to take a different approach ............. HONESTY!!!!

Oh and BTW, Potential sponsors, my resume reads much like MyKeyBe's but I have 4 friends ...... think about it. ;D

[Cabela101]

Ya got me laughing.   ;D

[MyKeyBe]

Thanks K.U.

I had Berkley wrapped up until they found out you had four friends. :'(

Thanks a lot "buddy"! ;D

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

Well,..I'm a moderator and I take more pictures than both of you.  I'm d**n sexy for a short guy and love to over compensate in more than 1 aspect of my life.  I tend to be insecure at random times but can be relied on as the underdog who always comes from behind to take the win.  Well,. at least at monopoly.

Oh yea, I have 7 friends.  4 reel, 1 imaginary and 1 rented

i don't add or spell good

hold on, phone's ringing......

[Low_Budget_Hooker]

That was shakespeare, I gutta go.

[MyKeyBe]

LBH,

I am sort of slow to catch on. I get it!!! I found the hidden meaning. Do I get a sponsorship?

O nevar minde. No sponcership 4 me. I speld mosta tha wurds rite. I all so added corecly that I have too frends. Yah me! To fiends. I rok! Thanks for showin me tha lite, lo budjit hookerz. I thunk I herd my fone ringin 2. Mae b zume this tym!

[ikebass15]

looks good!   ;D 8-) :    (sorry about all the smileys)