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A man was in trouble. He forgot his wedding

anniversary. His wife was really annoyed. She

told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to

find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0

to 250 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE

!!" The next morning he got up early and

left for work. When his wife woke up, she

looked out the window and sure enough there

was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the

driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe

and ran out to the driveway, brought the box

back in the house. She opened it and found a

brand new bathroom scale.

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How long until the guy gets out of the hospital? ;D

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