Super User bilgerat Posted January 22, 2011 Super User Posted January 22, 2011 Two carrots are crossing a busy intersection when one of them is run over by a car. The ambulance comes and takes him and his buddy to the hospital. After several hours, the surgeon comes out to talk to the other carrot. "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is he's going to make it, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable"..... Quote
Super User 5bass Posted January 22, 2011 Super User Posted January 22, 2011 Yet another ridiculously bad joke... Ummmm....yeah ;D Quote
Super User slonezp Posted January 22, 2011 Super User Posted January 22, 2011 Two muffins are baking in an oven, one looks over and says "boy its hot in here", and the other looks over and says "holy crap!! a talking muffin!" Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted January 22, 2011 Author Super User Posted January 22, 2011 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? Quote
Super User Jimzee Posted January 22, 2011 Super User Posted January 22, 2011 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? My all time favorite. ;D My buddy in college told me that just as I had taken a rather large drink of beer. You know what happened next. Quote
B-Dozer Posted January 22, 2011 Posted January 22, 2011 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? Good one! ;D Quote
Pierre Posted January 23, 2011 Posted January 23, 2011 What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Does this taste funny to you? this is a good one Quote
Super User bassfisherjk Posted January 24, 2011 Super User Posted January 24, 2011 They're all funny.Thanks Guys. Quote
Tokyo Tony Posted January 24, 2011 Posted January 24, 2011 Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi. Quote
brushhoggin Posted January 25, 2011 Posted January 25, 2011 what did one bass fisherman say to another bass fisherman during the peak of winter? Yet another ridiculously bad joke. :-X Quote
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