Super User .ghoti. Posted January 20, 2011 Super User Posted January 20, 2011 Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted January 20, 2011 Super User Posted January 20, 2011 another stat people who had their health compromised :-/ by being exposed to radiation=too many Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted January 21, 2011 Super User Posted January 21, 2011 And those "Natural" blondes are still under review! ;D ;D ;D Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted January 21, 2011 Super User Posted January 21, 2011 How did they get this data? Undercover investigative techniques Quote
JigMe Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 Year-to-date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland Security Terrorist Plots Discovered 0 Transvestites 133 Hernias 1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172 Enlarged Prostates 8,249 Breast Implants 59,350 Natural Blondes 3 59,350 breast implants, i am going back to medical school. ;D Quote
Pierre Posted January 21, 2011 Posted January 21, 2011 How did they get this data? Undercover investigative techniques sounds tough, but they did come up with some good results Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted January 21, 2011 Super User Posted January 21, 2011 My wife is a natural blond................once every month ! Quote
Super User Sam Posted January 21, 2011 Super User Posted January 21, 2011 Ghoti, that one is going out to friends via email. Good one!!!!! ;D Quote
Super User Lund Explorer Posted January 21, 2011 Super User Posted January 21, 2011 Ghoti, I'm not sure if you bounce things like this off of your wife before you post them, but I just read this one to my little war dept. One big groan and a head toss from her means it was PERFECT! ;D Quote
Super User .ghoti. Posted January 22, 2011 Author Super User Posted January 22, 2011 Ghoti, I'm not sure if you bounce things like this off of your wife before you post them, but I just read this one to my little war dept. One big groan and a head toss from her means it was PERFECT! ;D Lund E, my wife is a blond, and me being the caring person that I am, I feel compelled to share all blond jokes with her. The best ones get "The Look". This one got it. ;D Quote
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