Super User Sam Posted December 30, 2010 Super User Posted December 30, 2010 Real ads in England's newspapers. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little wretched.. Bites! FREE PUPPIES. 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd. Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound. COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale. JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer £100. WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE . Worn once by mistake. Call Stephanie. FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes. Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything. Quote
Olebiker Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Speaking of British humor. . . Years ago when my nephews were about six and eight years old they were watching a British sitcom on TV. Matthew commented that it wasn't very funny. Nick replied with disgust, "It's not supposed to be funny. They're English." Quote
Fishing Cowgirl Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 I quite enjoy British Humor.. Tis a scratch.. Is not.. your arm is off.. No it's not.. I win.. Do not.. You have no arms.. Tis a flesh wound.. Quote
Super User Sam Posted December 30, 2010 Author Super User Posted December 30, 2010 One thing is for sure with British humor, their plays are much funnier than any American comedy plays. The British plays are crazy. Catch one and you will not only be entertained but you will be cultured!!!! ;D ;D ;D Quote
Pitchinkid Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 I quite enjoy British Humor.. Tis a scratch.. Is not.. your arm is off.. No it's not.. I win.. Do not.. You have no arms.. Tis a flesh wound.. Monty python and the holy grail. Awesome flick. I can remember being around 5 or so and sneaking into the living room behind dads recliner and watching Benny Hill. I really didnt know what was going on , but i knew i liked seeing half naked women. Quote
0119 Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Thanks those were great, my wife even laughed and she nevr gets english humor. I love Mr. Bean and the Two Fat Ladies, I wear out my dvd player watching those two babes! Quote
Fishing Cowgirl Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D Quote
Scorcher214 Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 I've watched the british version of "The Office" (which is the original), and kinda enjoyed it. Shaun of the Dead, was also freaking hilarious! Quote
Olebiker Posted December 30, 2010 Posted December 30, 2010 Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D Nothing at all like Red Skelton. Red was a classy guy and Benny was just sleazy. Quote
guitarkid Posted December 31, 2010 Posted December 31, 2010 I quite enjoy British Humor.. Tis a scratch.. Is not.. your arm is off.. No it's not.. I win.. Do not.. You have no arms.. Tis a flesh wound.. What are you going to do bleed on me ? Why yes that is precisely what I shall do! -gk Quote
Super User SirSnookalot Posted December 31, 2010 Super User Posted December 31, 2010 Benny Hill is hilarious. Somewhat like the British version of Red Skelton. ;D Nothing at all like Red Skelton. Red was a classy guy and Benny was just sleazy. They were 2 Red Skelton's, the one you saw on tv and movies and the one doing stand up, like Las Vegas. He told very few "clean" jokes, he was raunchy as hell. Very funny guy. Quote
Senkoman12 Posted January 1, 2011 Posted January 1, 2011 I quite enjoy British Humor.. Tis a scratch.. Is not.. your arm is off.. No it's not.. I win.. Do not.. You have no arms.. Tis a flesh wound.. What are you going to do bleed on me ? Why yes that is precisely what I shall do! -gk the holy hand grenade! 1, 2, 5! no 3 3! Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted January 1, 2011 Super User Posted January 1, 2011 (French accent) "I fart in your general direction" Quote
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