Funniest joke ever in the history of jokes

[bilgerat]

A blind guy walks into Sears and picks his seeing eye dog up by the tail and starts swinging him around. A manager immediately runs over and asks "Can I help you ?"

The guy says "Nah, just lookin' around" ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Micro]

Of the 5,217 jokes I've heard, that one is tied for 37th place. 

[brushhoggin]

i thought it was great.  ;D

[slonezp]

Hey bilgerat,

You hear they're not making Fords any longer?

There long enough.

[bilgerat]

Hey bilgerat,

You hear they're not making Fords any longer?

There long enough.

[Sam]

Maybe for clean jokes but I get some outstanding X rated jokes from friends.

Can't post on this site as it would cause the younger guys to have heart attacks.  ;D   ;D   ;D

[Long Mike]

That one was equally as bad as the one I posted several days ago.   

[CWB]

Maybe for clean jokes but I get some outstanding X rated jokes from friends.

Can't post on this site as it would cause the younger guys to have heart attacks. ;D ;D ;D

Or give the older guys some good distant memories?

[Redlinerobert]

Fail.