Super User Long Mike Posted December 22, 2010 Super User Posted December 22, 2010 I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps!! Quote
Super User deaknh03 Posted December 22, 2010 Super User Posted December 22, 2010 why didn't you just send a town cryer? Quote
Fishing Cowgirl Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 The Town Cryer's horse threw a shoe. Quote
Triton21 Posted December 22, 2010 Posted December 22, 2010 The Town Crier's eyes were so swollen from crying he couldn't see how to get there. Kelley Quote
Super User KYntucky Warmouth Posted December 22, 2010 Super User Posted December 22, 2010 carrier pigeon Quote
Daddyodo Posted December 27, 2010 Posted December 27, 2010 you idiot, why did you waste your money on stamps(lol) ;D ;D ;D Quote
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