Trolling at work...

[Tin]

Since I'm doing about 70 hrs the next 5 days I figured I would have some fun, and do shots of new Peppermint Mocha Kahlua in the warehouse.. tastes like a York Peppermint Patty...

Me: "Have a nice Holiday!"

Customer: "You don't need to be politically correct with me, it is Merry Christmas kid"

Me: "I'm Jewish."

Customer: .........

Me: "Can I help you find something?"

Customer: "Yea I'm looking for a bottle a nice wine for my boss, he is big into wine and I know nothing about wine."

Me: "How about a nice bottle of Sutter Home White Zin?"

Customer "Ok!"

Lunch time...Chinese take-out

Boss: "Mike want some soy sauce?"

Me: "No thanks, I'm driving."

Co-worker with Yankees hat on...

Me: "When you buy a hat like that do they give you a free bowl of soup?"

Co-worker had never seen Caddyshack, everyone laughs

Same co-worker with "skinny jeans" on

Me: "Nice pants, do they make them in mens?"

Co-worker has never seen Easy Money, everyone else laughs.... co-worker soon quits on 3rd day

Customer: "Can you recommend me a good vodka for a gift?"

Me: "Here is some Grey Goose."

Customer: "This is a good vodka?"

Me: "Oh yes, you will look like you have some class."

Customer: "Thanks!"

Missed the joke....

Customer holding a bottle of Burnett's Vodka and a bottle of Popov. "My boss loves vodka, which one is better?"

Me: "Are you trying to get fired?"

Customer: "Huh?"

Customer: "Hey my father-in-law loves Jack and Coke, what do I need for that?"

Me: "Evan Williams and Pepsi"

Customer: "Hi what is a good vodka for mixing?"

Me: "We have Smirnoff on sale this week and it is good for mixing."

Customer laughing...."Smirnoff isn't vodka!"

Me: "If you say so, how about some Tanqueray then?"

Customer: "Ok!"

Enjoy your pine-tree flavored fruit punch

3 more days.....

[J Francho]

Awesome.  ;D

[1inStripes]

I know the feeling Tin.  I put myself "off channel" yesterday and took a break in a massage chair.  Tomorrow will be my last day of this till next Wednesday.  It tends to carry over here till about the 15th due to gift cards and such. 

[grimlin]

This is like blue collar comedy... ;D 

[BadKarma42]

That's pretty good stuff.

[SPEEDBEAD.]

The coffee milk is going to your brain.   ;D

[Tin]

The coffee milk is going to your brain. ;D

I hate that stuff.

[Tin]

I must be a psychic or something...a woman just came up to me and goes "I'm looking for a type of wine, it was kind of dry and I cannot remember if it was white or red or where it was from, could you help me?"

Well that only leaves about 900 possibilities.... :

[BASSclary]

LOL , my fav so far was the jack and coke one  ;D

[Nibbles]

You'd be hard pressed to tell the difference unless you were looking for it.

Switch a jack and coke with an evan and pepsi when they're 6 or 7 drinks in and I doubt even whisky afficionados could tell the difference.

[South FLA]

Hey Tin,

Evan Williams and Pepsi is better than Jack and Coke, give it to my Jack and Coke drinking friends and they can't tell the difference.

[fourbizz]

Hey Tin,

Evan Williams and Pepsi is better than Jack and Coke, give it to my Jack and Coke drinking friends and they can't tell the difference.

then how is it better? ;D

[South FLA]

Hey Tin,

Evan Williams and Pepsi is better than Jack and Coke, give it to my Jack and Coke drinking friends and they can't tell the difference.

then how is it better? ;D

Ask a sugar-holic, abut the Pepsi Part! Proof is a bit higher on the Evan and it cost less.  I even like Jim over Jack.

[Sfritr]

that is some funny stuff ;D

Isn't selling alcohol fun.....

How bout this one from yesterday:

lady come up to the bar and asks

"Can you give me a glass of wine that isn't too grapey???

[deaknh03]

Tin, I like how you can make a wiseass comment and it goes over their head, sarcasm rules.

[5bass]

Tin, I like how you can make a wiseass comment and it goes over their head, sarcasm rules.

Yeah, thats good stuff. Probably hits 'em 5 minutes after they leave.... ;D

[Tin]

Best one yet...

Got one of my buddies here doing it now. An old man told him "It is Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays!" The guy running one of the registers (who is darker skinned and from the Caribbean) said "Sorry sir, I celebrate Kwanzaa."

The old man went on a racist rant saying how "you people have ruined the holidays and the country" not realizing there was a black man behind him. Needless to say, it got really interesting. No cops have been called yet.

More stories to come after work...

[5bass]

Best one yet...

Got one of my buddies here doing it now. An old man told him "It is Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays!" The guy running one of the registers (who is darker skinned and from the Caribbean) said "Sorry sir, I celebrate Kwanzaa."

The old man went on a racist rant saying how "you people have ruined the holidays and the country" not realizing there was a black man behind him. Needless to say, it got really interesting. No cops have been called yet.

More stories to come after work...

You got a video cam? You really should run it on your shift.

[Tin]

Security cameras all around the store with sound in the front, wish I had the feed.

[slonezp]

Anyone who mixes anything with whiskey is  commiting a mortal sin and should be drinking rum and coke or some other foo foo drink.

[5bass]

Security cameras all around the store with sound in the front, wish I had the feed.

Make it happen. You da man. 

[J Francho]

I love holiday anger, LMAO.

[=Matt 5.0=]

The coffee milk is going to your brain. ;D

I hate that stuff.

I will kick you in the junk for that.

[South FLA]

Anyone who mixes anything with whiskey is commiting a mortal sin and should be drinking rum and coke or some other foo foo drink.

Anyone who can drink low grade whiskey or bourbon without a mixer is more of a man than me  8-). 

[senile1]

Funny stuff, Tin! 

It is understandable in a way that some people don't catch the jokes though.  Think about it.  Some of these people are under pressure to get their shopping done.  They may be working long hours and are wondering how they will get everything done.  I'm sure some people are just half listening to these comments as their minds are cluttered with other concerns.