rebeav Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 I bet Fishing elbow alone doesn't qualify as an ache or pain and a bruised ego or hurt feelings probably don't count. lol I'm 37 with all the above........sometimes ;D Could someone give a chronological order to the ailments ahead that will reduce time spent searching for remedies and help with my future OFFC membership What's after Fishing Elbow!!! :-? Quote
flippin and pitchin Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 If you plan to have an old farts group don't just base it by age groups. You need some other prerequisites. Six the list are mandatory. Grandchild or grand children Passed at least one kidney stone to date Received a senior discount at a restaurant Married more than 35 years Wear corrective lenses or need to Receive AARP offers Have a "comfort height" toilet Own a phone with the big numbers Take three or more prescriptions Owned a pre-70's automobile at one time 51% grey or 51 % missing Still use a pocket saver for your pens Respond to ther term " sir " Actually read the obituaries in the paper Watched the Clay Liston fight Smoked before filters Favorite orange flavored drink is Metamucil Have memory............. where was I ? Quote
tholmes Posted December 10, 2010 Posted December 10, 2010 Cool! I've got ten items from the list, so I'm in! Tom Quote
flippin and pitchin Posted December 11, 2010 Posted December 11, 2010 Cool! I've got ten items from the list, so I'm in! Tom Just ten ? That is my list!!!!! Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted December 11, 2010 Super User Posted December 11, 2010 If you plan to have an old farts group don't just base it by age groups. You need some other prerequisites. Six the list are mandatory. Grandchild or grand children Passed at least one kidney stone to date Received a senior discount at a restaurant Married more than 35 years Wear corrective lenses or need to Receive AARP offers Have a "comfort height" toilet Own a phone with the big numbers Take three or more prescriptions Owned a pre-70's automobile at one time 51% grey or 51 % missing Still use a pocket saver for your pens Respond to ther term " sir " Actually read the obituaries in the paper Watched the Clay Liston fight Smoked before filters Favorite orange flavored drink is Metamucil Have memory............. where was I ? Uh oh....I think I know what the meaning of "One foot in the grave" is : Quote
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