Super User .ghoti. Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) or Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life! Quote
moby bass Posted December 9, 2010 Posted December 9, 2010 Dang, I think I've come down with it! Quote
Uncle Leo Posted December 9, 2010 Posted December 9, 2010 I have had that for quite some time, believe me the antidotes work. Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted December 10, 2010 Super User Posted December 10, 2010 Is there a vaccine? Yes, the Road Trip will cure you for at least a week. ;D Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted December 10, 2010 Super User Posted December 10, 2010 Is there a vaccine? Yes there is. Retirementium! Quote
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