Super User Sam Posted December 7, 2010 Super User Posted December 7, 2010 What To Do When It Snows... One winter morning a husband and his blond wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today.. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through". So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park....." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" With the love and understanding in his voice, that all men who are married to blonds exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?" Quote
Super User Raul Posted December 7, 2010 Super User Posted December 7, 2010 Got no idea what to do when it snows, don 't see that happening here oftenly .... actually it has snowed here, last time Dec13th, 1995, the previous snowfall ---> 75 years before. What I did, a usual, with about 1/16 th of an inch depth you can 't say it was a lot, it snowed for about an hour, then a little later it rained and by mid day it was cloudless and sunny. Quote
Super User CWB Posted December 7, 2010 Super User Posted December 7, 2010 Rub it in Raul- I'm looking out the window at 4-5" Quote
Super User J Francho Posted December 7, 2010 Super User Posted December 7, 2010 What is snow? Shut it! Quote
Super User CWB Posted December 7, 2010 Super User Posted December 7, 2010 What is snow? Another wise guy. ;D Quote
moby bass Posted December 7, 2010 Posted December 7, 2010 I've got about 16" of the stuff on my deck. Remember, winter isn't for another 2 weeks yet. We're supposed to get blasted again this weekend. Quote
Super User Tin Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 I'm looking out the window at 4-5" Those d**n men in trench-coats. Quote
Super User roadwarrior Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 What To Do When It Snows... Move... Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 "Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow" - Frank Zappa 8-) Quote
moby bass Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 What To Do When It Snows... Move... Seriously thinking about it in a few years Quote
Super User Long Mike Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 What To Do When It Snows... Move... x2 If you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen - in reverse. ;D Quote
Super User Raul Posted December 8, 2010 Super User Posted December 8, 2010 What is snow? Shut it! Man, you guys must be rich, look at all that cotton candy covering the landscape. ;D Quote
IDbasser Posted December 8, 2010 Posted December 8, 2010 We have had several good snow storms here in the last 2 weeks, but today was nice so I went ice fishing. Quote
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