Eat Your Beard

[FishingBuds]

Poor fella

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/kentucky-man-forced-to-eat-own-beard-in-fight-over-lawnmower/

[fishinfewl]

I heard about that over the radio this morning.  Hilarious!

[Tin]

...gguuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuns n kniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiives....

[brushhoggin]

one thing led to another...and before i knowed it.....geez.

[senile1]

I heard about this last night on Conan O'Brien's show.  Funny.

[moby bass]

Could've been worse.  He might have been forced to eat something else.

[Stasher1]

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview.  ;D

[KYntucky Warmouth]

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview. ;D

that's right....southern style

[bilgerat]

At least he had the good sense to wear his best hat for the interview. ;D

It was down to the "Who Farted " hat and that one.

When that hair *ahem* 'exits' it's going to look like a rat that was ran over by a car

[deaknh03]

his beard looks really long and full, how much more was there?? zz top style?

[Glenn]

And this is why you should never breed with your kin.

[SDoolittle]

one thing led to another...and before i knowed it.....geez.

Did you notice that they translated his hillbilly dialect into English in the article?

[BASSclary]

Hmmm,

I personally would have gone with the "Booty Hunter" hat.

[tallydude]

....and you wonder why I ever left Kentucky.