why aliens don't exist

[farmpond1]

It is sad to think that this is the most intelligent life that the universe has to offer.

didn't Carl Sagan say that? or was it Jodie Foster

Daffy Duck.

You mean "Duck Dodgers in the 24th and a half Century!" 

[Raul]

Just to be clear, I don 't believe right now there is some sort of super technologically adavanced civilization capabale of breaking the laws of physics as we know them to travel gazillions of miles with the only purpose of practicing proctological procedures on us.

[farmpond1]

Just to be clear, I don 't believe right now there is some sort of super technologically adavanced civilization capabale of breaking the laws of physics as we know them to travel gazillions of miles with the only purpose of practicing proctological procedures on us.

So, you're saying it wasn't aliens who did those unspeakable things to me last weekend?!!! ;D

[Tokyo Tony]

Didn't read all the responses, so I'm not sure if someone said this, but it's not a matter of IF other intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe. It's a matter of when.

We could detect light reaching us that tells of a civilization far more advanced than we are, yet that civilization was annihilated millions of years ago.

When you get into the billions of light years and the size of the universe and the age of the universe, we're really just not able, as humans, to conceive of these types of things.

For the record, I believe other intelligent life exists elsewhere, and I believe they have visited and are visiting us.

[bigfruits]

if they are visiting us it would mean they found a worm hole or some error in our theoretical rules of physics and can travel here.

if thats true, they can go anywhere at anytime. indefinite life for thier civilization. why come here? if earth did have some kind of unique resource, why havent they taken it? if they are scientists, why havent they made contact? im sure we could donate some rectal samples for thier cause?

[BASSclary]

if they are visiting us it would mean they found a worm hole or some error in our theoretical rules of physics and can travel here.

if thats true, they can go anywhere at anytime. indefinite life for thier civilization. why come here? if earth did have some kind of unique resource, why havent they taken it? if they are scientists, why havent they made contact? im sure we could donate some rectal samples for thier cause?

Maybe they know that we're nuke-happy.

[B-Dozer]

if they are visiting us it would mean they found a worm hole or some error in our theoretical rules of physics and can travel here.

if thats true, they can go anywhere at anytime. indefinite life for thier civilization. why come here? if earth did have some kind of unique resource, why havent they taken it? if they are scientists, why havent they made contact? im sure we could donate some rectal samples for thier cause?

Maybe they know that we're nuke-happy.

That's what I think too. wait till we off ourselves, then take what they want. Easy pickins.

[BASSclary]

if they are visiting us it would mean they found a worm hole or some error in our theoretical rules of physics and can travel here.

if thats true, they can go anywhere at anytime. indefinite life for thier civilization. why come here? if earth did have some kind of unique resource, why havent they taken it? if they are scientists, why havent they made contact? im sure we could donate some rectal samples for thier cause?

Maybe they know that we're nuke-happy.

That's what I think too. wait till we off ourselves, then take what they want. Easy pickins.

I hope they're not after my LEGOs. If they take my LEGOs I will haunt the snoop out of them.

[B-Dozer]

if they are visiting us it would mean they found a worm hole or some error in our theoretical rules of physics and can travel here.

if thats true, they can go anywhere at anytime. indefinite life for thier civilization. why come here? if earth did have some kind of unique resource, why havent they taken it? if they are scientists, why havent they made contact? im sure we could donate some rectal samples for thier cause?

Maybe they know that we're nuke-happy.

That's what I think too. wait till we off ourselves, then take what they want. Easy pickins.

I hope they're not after my LEGOs. If they take my LEGOs I will haunt the snoop out of them.

You can keep your LEGOs, they will turn you into their own personal GI JOE though

[BASSclary]

As long as I get a GI Jane to play with  lol

[B-Dozer]

As long as I get a GI Jane to play with  lol

Better hope aliens have a sense of humor.They might see if you have interchangeable parts 

[SkilletSizeBass.]

I would think somewhere in another universe that there is some type of life. I haven't seen them here on earth, and I don't think anybody else has either