How to ruin what should have been a great evening?

[Bassn Blvd]

Put the Dallas Cowboys on at prime time.

[BASSclary]

It wouldn't be bad if Dallas didn't have all their heads up their ***** smelling their farts like the smug r-tard that they're playing like.

[grimlin]

I'm enjoying the heck out of this game... ;D

Go Green bay!

[Captain Obvious]

Jerry Jones is going to need another face lift.

This can't go on much longer before there are riots in the streets of Dallas

[Glenn]

;D ;D :D

[tyrius.]

I turned it off shortly after Kitna threw his first int.  I'm assuming that he had more, but it wasn't really worth watching.  The defense is what really annoys me.  The way they are playing they couldn't stop a D3 college team.

[Lund Explorer]

They might have a future as a foster home!  I found this story on another forum so I won't take credit for it.... But it was funny!   ;D

Dallas (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of

County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[Bassn Blvd]

haha, that joke gets passed around every football season.  I guess it's the Cowboys turn.

[NewAngler]

Hail.

[bilgerat]

You'd think Jerry would offer fans 'paper or plastic' when they enter Cowboys Stadium.

Paper for those who don't want to be identified and plastic for those who want to kill themselves.

[bass or bass ?]

Bye bye Wade!