Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 My 2yr old was giving me a hug and hanging from my waist while I drug him across the floor. All of a sudden I was screaming like a little girl and cursing like a sailor. The little sht bit me through my shirt, shorts, underwear and right on the tip of my worm. Not only did he make IT bleed but he also left a tooth mark. :'( At the time, I didn't think it was funny. In fact, it was quite painful. The Wife, however, dang near peed her pants from laughing. Being kicked, punched and kneed in the "no fly zone" is one thing, but being bitten takes it to a whole different level. Quote
brushhoggin Posted October 16, 2010 Posted October 16, 2010 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D oh man, thanks for the hearty laugh. Quote
Super User SoFlaBassAddict Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 what the hell.... Dude, I'm not sure I would know what to do in that situation. My kids have done some wild stuff before, but wow. That just about takes the cake. Quote
boneil Posted October 16, 2010 Posted October 16, 2010 bite him back.....of course in a diferent spot. ;D Quote
Super User NorcalBassin Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 Wow, you almost got bobbit'd! Just reading your story made me cringe. Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh... Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 My 2yr old was giving me a hug and hanging from my waist while I drug him across the floor. All of a sudden I was screaming like a little girl and cursing like a sailor. The little sht bit me through my shirt, shorts, underwear and right on the tip of my worm. Not only did he make IT bleed but he also left a tooth mark. :'( At the time, I didn't think it was funny. In fact, it was quite painful. The Wife, however, dang near peed her pants from laughing. Being kicked, punched and kneed in the "no fly zone" is one thing, but being bitten takes it to a whole different level. LMAOROTF ;D Quote
Super User Maxximus Redneckus Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh... She laughed cause she is safe for a week or two Quote
Super User Fishing Rhino Posted October 17, 2010 Super User Posted October 17, 2010 I'd say the kid has an aptitude for being a surgeon. Performing circumcisions. Quote
Super User Grey Wolf Posted October 17, 2010 Super User Posted October 17, 2010 use the belt on the kid Is that the reason you are the way you are ? Beat senseless. Quote
zero Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 bass brat yeah u right belt on the kid he will learn and make the wife not laughing when the son hurts the husband Quote
Super User grimlin Posted October 17, 2010 Super User Posted October 17, 2010 use the belt on the kid You can go to prison for that nowadays. :-/ JFYI(just for your information) Quote
Super User Redlinerobert Posted October 17, 2010 Super User Posted October 17, 2010 Zero, you are an interesting cat. : Count your lucky stars he didnt bite you there. Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 17, 2010 Author Super User Posted October 17, 2010 No belt. He was playing around and tried biting my shirt tail. He just grabbed a little too much. Besides, he felt pretty bad after I yelled. Quote
Super User Hammer 4 Posted October 17, 2010 Super User Posted October 17, 2010 Lesson #1..NO hitting, or Biting Below the belt.. ;D Quote
Stasher1 Posted October 17, 2010 Posted October 17, 2010 I'm very sorry, I don't know how you wife could laugh... I don't know, man. I actually LOL'd...alot. Almost to the point of tears. ;D Quote
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