Super User bilgerat Posted October 14, 2010 Super User Posted October 14, 2010 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ? He didn't have the guts. A little boy dressed as a pirate knocks on a door while trick or treating. An old lady answers and says "Oh my, a pirate. Where's your buccaneers ?" The boy looks up and says "Same place as yours. On my buckin' head" Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted October 14, 2010 Super User Posted October 14, 2010 Why didn't the skeleton cross the road ? He didn't have the guts. A little boy dressed as a pirate knocks on a door while trick or treating. An old lady answers and says "Oh my, a pirate. Where's your buccaneers ?" The boy looks up and says "Same place as yours. On my buckin' head" I can just hear my son saying something like that. ;D Quote
OHIO Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 A Buccaneer is a pirate. How can you ask a pirate where his pirates are? Quote
oteymc Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR! Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted October 15, 2010 Super User Posted October 15, 2010 A Buccaneer is a pirate. How can you ask a pirate where his pirates are? Get it, because it's his BuccanEERS? ;D ;D It gave me a chuckle Quote
SDoolittle Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR! After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh. Quote
Super User BASSclary Posted October 15, 2010 Super User Posted October 15, 2010 A few of my dad's silly jokes. Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!! Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie. Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends Quote
oteymc Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR! After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh. When you tell that joke you have to squint one eye, and hold your arm in a bend in front of you. Quote
guitarkid Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 You know what a Pirate's favorite letter is? RRRRRRR! After all the dumb jokes I've read on here, for some reason that one made me laugh. When you tell that joke you have to squint one eye, and hold your arm in a bend in front of you. No, you smash your head into the wall hard as you can going "AAAARRRRRR" -gk Quote
Super User Jigfishn10 Posted October 15, 2010 Super User Posted October 15, 2010 A few of my dad's silly jokes. Q. What do goblins and ghosts drink when they're hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!! Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music? A. Wrap!!!!! Q. Why can't the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie. Q. What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets? A. Dead ends WOW! All in one post...I would have thought 4 separate posts from you. Sorry, I couldn't resist. Quote
OHIO Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos! Quote
farmpond1 Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos! boo!!!!! : Quote
B-Dozer Posted October 15, 2010 Posted October 15, 2010 Why did the ghost go into the bar? For the boos! boo!!!!! : no boos ;D Quote
bass or bass ? Posted October 16, 2010 Posted October 16, 2010 Have you seen the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRR. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted October 16, 2010 Super User Posted October 16, 2010 Time to lock it down JFrancho, This thread is very disturbing. By the way, Did you hear they're not making Fords any longer? They're long enough. Quote
Super User bilgerat Posted October 16, 2010 Author Super User Posted October 16, 2010 Time to lock it down JFrancho, This thread is very disturbing. By the way, Did you hear they're not making Fords any longer? They're long enough. Chill dude. Go have a Bloodweiser with Dracula. Quote
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