I think my wife is cheating!!

[pa mountain man]

So lately my wife has been working alot of late shifts and the past couple of months she's been carpooling with a male co-worker. At first I didn't mind as it saves gas and in case she has car trouble or something like that, but it seems like they've become a little more than friends. You know... the phone calls that hang up, she starts wearing nice clothes to work and talking about him all the time...then abruptly stops leaving an uncomfortable silence.

If I'm out in the garage when she gets home(usually after midnight) he just drops her off and leaves, but if the lights are off in the garage and I'm in the house(they think I'm sleeping) they sit in the car for about 20 minutes.

I asked her once what they were doing and she said "Just talking". Whatever!

So, last night I decided to see what's really going on out there. So, I leave the garage door open and turn all the lights off. I go out in the garage and wait. In a few minutes his car pulls into the driveway and as I'm hiding behind some of my hunting stuff the headlights shine through my garage and I see something that I just can't believe.

The string on my bow is fraying! Not real bad, but enough. How long should I let it go before I replace it? The season is comming up.

Found this on another site...thought all of the hunters here might enjoy it. Have a safe and productive season.

pa mountain man

[Lucky Craft Man]

Haha...man, I started to feel bad for you there.

[MMan16]

Had me thinking too. GOOD STUFF ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

[Redlinerobert]

lol.  Ive seen a couple different versions of this.  Still funny.  ;D

[Bassn Blvd]

Man, I was feeling bad for you and wanted to tell ya to drop that ho like a hot potato. Good one ;D

[grimlin]

You had me going there for a second....I completely forgot about these stories. ;D

[bilgerat]

Had me hooked...

Three rednecks sitting in the bar discussing their wives.

First one says "I think my old lady is runnin' behind my back with the plumber. I found a pipe wrench under the bed and I don't own a pipe wrench"

Second one says "Now that you mention it, I think mine's got something going with the mailman. I found a bunch of mail under the bed that didn't belong at our address"

The third one says "Y'all think you got it bad ? I think my wife is cheating on me with a horse !" The other two just about choke on their beers until one recovers enough to say "What the hell are you talking about ?"

"Yeah, the other day I found a jockey hiding under my bed"....

[aarogb]

Man, I was feeling bad for you and wanted to tell ya to drop that ho like a hot potato. Good one ;D

HAHA.  That was a good one, never heard of it before.

;D

[edbassmaster]

LOL, that was good. Im thinking, this dude should really tell his wife no more rides with the co-worker.

[A-Jay]

Good job ! ~ You had me going as well.

A-Jay

[Senkoman12]

if your bow string is really fraying i think yous hould bring it to a bow shop and have it oooked at you doont that bow exploding in your face

[BASSclary]

I must admit, you got me