Would you fight a honey badger for $200k

[OHIO]

Saw this on another forum. It got pretty funny after all of the replies.

You must fight it bare handed and naked.

"Adult honey badgers rarely serve as prey for pythons, wolves, bears, lions, tigers and leopards; their ferocity and thick, loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it."

they've killed a lion before, 1972---the badger ripped off the lions genitals.

Video on youtube of it taking on a huge monitor lizard.

They'll fight boars, and hyenas, snakes.

The skin is very thick and loose and it's hard for animals to penetrate.

A lot of times lions don't even bother with badgers and badgers have been known to chase off lions and steal their kill.

[K_Mac]

When I read the title I was in! Now that I know it is naked, and considering the 1972 lion incident, I am no longer interested.

[Grey Wolf]

That's one bad little dude !!!!!!!!!!!

[trevor]

Without question I would do it if given the chance.

[MMan16]

Gotta love a smaller animal like that with no fear. Thats one bad motha!

[bigfruits]

can i wear a cup?

any weapons?

for 200k id have to take the challenge. i dont have to win, right? my opening technique would probably be kicks to the face.

[OHIO]

Not allowed to wear anything or use any weapons. You would probably have to win or the $200k wouldn't do you much good.

[NateFollmer]

I'd do it as long as I knew the animal didn't have any diseases haha. Unless I had to win the fight, then forget it. If a lion can't get it by the throat, I highly doubt any human would be able too... Unless it was Chuck Norris...

[brushhoggin]

you mean this is the new king of the jungle?

i'd do it. for 200k, suffocation would be my technique.  if i could just grab it like an alligator and sit on his back while i hold his mouth shut and cover his nose. maybe rip his balls off (karma) as a finishing move

[BASSclary]

Yes. First Ghetto stops to the face while I improvise with my environment and take sharp grass/reeds to cut its balls off. Then a finishing cut around the throat and skin that b***h and walk away with a honey badger vest  8-)

[Nine Miler]

you mean this is the new king of the jungle?

i'd do it. for 200k, suffocation would be my technique. if i could just grab it like an alligator and sit on his back while i hold his mouth shut and cover his nose. maybe rip his balls off (karma) as a finishing move

Remember this from the OP?

...loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it."

Might have to seriously think about that suffocation technique.  I think quick shots followed by retreat is the proper method.  (i.e. Kick, run, kick, run, kick, run, etc.)

[1inStripes]

I dont know that I can run that many times.

[D4u2s0t]

they're not big, if you kept your distance, and kept kicking it, or jumped on it's back or something it would be over pretty quickly...  yea, they're a pretty badass lil animal, but i don't think they're as big a deal as people make them seem.  If you jumped up, and landed on it with all your weight, game over. 

I'd definitely fight one for 200k.

[brushhoggin]

you mean this is the new king of the jungle?

i'd do it. for 200k, suffocation would be my technique. if i could just grab it like an alligator and sit on his back while i hold his mouth shut and cover his nose. maybe rip his balls off (karma) as a finishing move

Remember this from the OP?

...loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it."

Might have to seriously think about that suffocation technique. I think quick shots followed by retreat is the proper method. (i.e. Kick, run, kick, run, kick, run, etc.)

remember, you're fighting it naked. which means you'd be kicking it barefooted. good luck with that.

[K_Mac]

they're not big, if you kept your distance, and kept kicking it, or jumped on it's back or something it would be over pretty quickly... yea, they're a pretty badass lil animal, but i don't think they're as big a deal as people make them seem. If you jumped up, and landed on it with all your weight, game over.

I'd definitely fight one for 200k.

Tell that to the lion. ;D

[bilgerat]

How much does a new set of nads cost ?

[slonezp]

Pay Per View

In this corner Honey Badger

...and in this corner

CHUCK NORRIS

My moneys on Chuck

[NateFollmer]

you mean this is the new king of the jungle?

i'd do it. for 200k, suffocation would be my technique. if i could just grab it like an alligator and sit on his back while i hold his mouth shut and cover his nose. maybe rip his balls off (karma) as a finishing move

Remember this from the OP?

...loose skin makes it difficult to grip or suffocate them. It is able to twist inside its own skin and bite whatever is holding it."

Might have to seriously think about that suffocation technique. I think quick shots followed by retreat is the proper method. (i.e. Kick, run, kick, run, kick, run, etc.)

remember, you're fighting it naked. which means you'd be kicking it barefooted. good luck with that.

If it's a male badger, kick it in the genitals... If it's a female... well, you're screwed buddy!

Anyone else think an atomic elbow or leg drop would work? You catch the spine just right you might have a chance?

[Hammer 4]

Well, good luck to any, and all that would TRY, and that's all you'd do..is Try.. ;D

[Vickers]

How much does a new set of nads cost ?

Depends on what size you want...

I would have to give it a whirl... I mean gators kill lions and such and I can kill one of those naked.. lol That didnt come out right! :-?

[NateFollmer]

How much does a new set of nads cost ?

Depends on what size you want...

I would have to give it a whirl... I mean gators kill lions and such and I can kill one of those naked.. lol That didnt come out right! :-?

Only in Louisiana huh?

[b.Lee]

I'd do it.

But not for 200K. Maybe 500K

[brushhoggin]

hilarious thread. my side hurts. red necks goin off on how they'd attack a honey badger....priceless

[BASSclary]

hilarious thread. my side hurts. red necks goin off on how they'd attack a honey badger....priceless

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ;D ;D!!!!!

Please excuse me while I try to get Kool-Aid of my screen.

[Lucky Craft Man]

Oh, I wish I had an extra $200 grand I didn't need, because I would seriously set this up.