What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

[Glenn]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

[Big Tom]

I sorta dated a blond once...

:-X

[fourbizz]

lol

[christopherjake]

hahahaha....didn't see that one coming. 

[Sam]

And what about the blond who moved from her economy class seat to first class on a flight to Toronto?

Neither the co-pilot nor flight attendants could get her to move as she said, "I am blond. I am beautiful. And I am not moving."

So the pilot goes to see her and he whispers in her ear.

She jumps up, thanks the pilot, and runs back to her original economy class seat.

The co-pilot and flight attendants are going bonkers. They ask the pilot what he told her.

"I am married to a blond so I know what to do. I told her that first class was not going to Toronto."

[Sam]

Here is one Hank Parker told me and the two executives from Pure Fishing who were working the Pure Fishing knot tying booth at the Boy Scout Jamboree on Monday.

A blond walks up to a fence in a pasture and sees another blond on the other side.

The first blond says, "I wonder how it is on the other side of the fence?"

The second blond replies, "You are on the other side of the fence. Duh???"

Hank told another one but I forgot it. 

[fishfordollars]

Use it to write your phone number with. Attach it to pen and throw it back.

[Fishing Rhino]

And then there was this guy who was married to a blonde.

He asked her if she thought God ever made a mistake, and she said, "No."

When he wanted her to explain how he could make such a beautiful woman as her be so dumb.

The answer is easy she said.  He made me beautiful so you could love me.  And he made me dumb so I could love you.

[Eddie Munster]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

lol

Pretty big ol' mouth to fit a grenade in it.........

[fourbizz]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

lol

Pretty big ol' mouth to fit a grenade in it.........

Well..... she is a blonde :-X

[Tin]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

lol

Pretty big ol' mouth to fit a grenade in it.........

Well..... she is a blonde :-X

Hey! Your mom is a very nice lady!

[bmadd]

Ouch!

[fourbizz]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

lol

Pretty big ol' mouth to fit a grenade in it.........

Well..... she is a blonde :-X

Hey! Your mom is a very nice lady!

Yours isnt. Im still taking penicillin....

[Red]

Run like hell, she has a grenade in her mouth.

lol

Pretty big ol' mouth to fit a grenade in it.........

Well..... she is a blonde :-X

Hey! Your mom is a very nice lady!

Yours isnt. Im still taking penicillin....

LOL!!   Once again, I bow to the master!!!

[Glenn]

Oh man!  My stomache hurts from laughing so hard at that one!!   

[Alpster]

Two blonds walk into a tavern. They are obviously celebrating, laughing and excited. They keep repeating to each other "21 days", "21 days". Soon another blond enters the place with a cake that has the same "21 days" written in the icing. Soon another blond enters and gives them all a big high 5 and exclaims "21 days". The tavern owner's curiosity finally gets the best of him, so he wanders over to ask about all the fuss. The first blond explains "we got together and decided to put together a jigsaw puzzle, it said on the box 2 to 4 years. We had it done in just "21 days".

Ronnie