FiveBass, your boy is at it again...

[SPEEDBEAD.]

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/JaMarcus-Russell-arrested-not-likely-to-be-empl?urn=nfl,253790

I love grape drank!!!   ;D

[burleytog]

I can haz grape drank??

[SuskyDude]

The real crime is that the taxpayer paid for what the article described as an "undercover investigation" to catch someone with grandpa's cough syrup.

   

Still funny none the less.  ;D

[5bass]

JaMarcuzzz likes him some purple drank....and as long as he's not affiliated with the Oakland Raiders anymore I dont care what that bum does.

More power to ya Russell, drank up son!

[FordNFishinLover]

Lol, just as i opened this article it came on tv on the NFL network talking about it.

[Eddie Munster]

"ESPN's "Outside the Lines" just did a feature on the beverage. It's said to make those who abuse it feel drowsy, weak and in an "altered level of consciousness."

Perhaps not coincidentally, the Oakland Raiders released Russell because he always played as if he was drowsy, weak and in a state of altered consciousness. "

"Drowsy, weak and in a state of altered consciousness" is physician speak for major suckitude.

[5bass]

Perhaps not coincidentally, the Oakland Raiders released Russell because he always played as if he was drowsy, weak and in a state of altered consciousness. "

Coincidence? I think not! I really hope his poor play was due to him chugging 'purple drank' because it's hard to believe that someone could actually be that sorry without being on something.

"Drowsy, weak and in a state of altered consciousness" is physician speak for major suckitude.

'Major Suckitude' would look awesome on his next jersey....assuming someone picks him up.

[fishinfiend]

This happened not to far from me. I wonder how much he was caught with. I would think it would have to be something substantial to warrant an undercover investigation and an arrest at his home.

[Dan:]

It's hilarious how these supposedly "hard" types are getting "high" by going to their local CVS and buying a special kind of Robitussin...

[Bass_Fanatic]

What a wasted talent!!

JaMarcus had THE best arm I've ever seen...

And not bad touch on his deep balls...

But was/is the dumbest human being alive!!

When he was at LSU they sent him to the huddle with one play and one audible, he couldn't read the defense to do it himself, much less remember more than two plays at once. 

[KYntucky Warmouth]

And not bad touch on his deep balls...

 

[bweave09]

darn.......

the first thing i thought of was sharing the term 'sizzurp', as i've heard a whole rap song about this stuff, but they beat me to it! Must be some pretty decent investigation work at least to decipher the lingo.

oddly, i like the song........ (maybe cuz they're from TX)

enjoy.......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67MtkKKvPTU&feature=related

b

(never expected ANYTHING outta J-Marc anyways......)

This is the jam about that Texas Oil (another name for Purp). I am not a Lil Wayne fan but this song is one of my favorites. Don't judge me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xlf0r4bhrbw

And for all you Russell wannabes...."Slow your roll" with some legal Purp, the anti-energy drink http://www.drankbeverage.com/

[fish-fighting-illini]

  I heard Michael Vick talk once not long after entering the NFL. He was one of the most uneducated individuals I've ever head speak.........  The part that gripes me is that he "graduated" from a college that way!    Prob better not to reply to this as we will be off course even further. I cut my comment short to avoid it.