Super User fourbizz Posted June 6, 2010 Super User Posted June 6, 2010 The Old Man And The Beaver An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said ,'Things are great and I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. "So what do you think about that Doc ?" The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. "I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season." One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun." "As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge.. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane , aimed it at the animal as if it were his favourite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'." "Miraculously , two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.Now, what do you think of that ?" asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said,"Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver." The doctor replied , "My point exactly." Quote
Super User Bassn Blvd Posted June 6, 2010 Super User Posted June 6, 2010 That was GRRRRRRREAT!!! Quote
Super User .dsaavedra. Posted June 7, 2010 Super User Posted June 7, 2010 hahaha! awesome joke! Quote
Shad_Master Posted June 7, 2010 Posted June 7, 2010 I guess it don't matter that you're shootin blanks as long as you're brining home the meat. Quote
Super User slonezp Posted June 8, 2010 Super User Posted June 8, 2010 Do you have a picture of that beaver? Quote
Luke at Gouldsboro Posted June 16, 2010 Posted June 16, 2010 Awesome joke. I have to keep that one in the back of my brain. Quote
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