With friends like this, who needs enemas?

[burleytog]

In what may be one of the most shocking stories of the year, a man in China died after having an eel inserted into his rectum. Doctors who treated the victim in the Sichuan Province, did not know how the man met his demise until they performed an autopsy and discovered an Asian swamp eel up his backside.

Reports indicate that the man, who has only been identified as a chef, apparently was a victim of a horrible prank. The chef, after a heavy night of drinking, passed out with some of his friends. Those friends thought that it would be funny to put the eel inside of the victim. The medical examiner determined that the cause of death was that the eel, which was fifty centimeters long, devoured the man's bowels. No word yet on charges against the friends for their role in the death.

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mwlpcF6X'>http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/#ixzz0mwlpcF6X

http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/man-dies-after-having-eel-inserting-in-rectum-during-a-prank-gone-awry/

[preach4bass]

Reason #38,972 for not drinking.

[5bass]

Reason #38,972 for not drinking.

;D  Especially if there are eels in your area

[fourbizz]

Thats why burley sticks strictly to gerbils.

[.dsaavedra.]

Thats why burley sticks strictly to gerbils.

[1inStripes]

Talk about a PITA.

[BadKarma42]

Perhaps we can all be a bit more sensitive to different cultures.

[Sam]

Did anyone take the time to find out if the eel survived?

And if so, was it released back into the wild or did they eat it?

"Eel a la Behind" sounds like a delicacy in China.

[Bankbeater]

After where it was removed from I don't think I would want to eat it.

[Redlinerobert]

Friends don't let friends put eels in their butts.

[FishingBuds]

what would be the motivator in playing out the routine it took to insert?

Eel or a fork! You are most assuredly hanging out with the wrong crowd if they are ok and willing to insert objects down there

[bilgerat]

Thats why burley sticks strictly to gerbils.

Good choice, being that they're herbivores. Rest easy knowing you can have one in your trunk all day and they won't eat your intestines.

[dave]

I remember one time at band camp...

[1inStripes]

Sounds like that guy needed an Eeliminator??????   

[5bass]

You are most assuredly hanging out with the wrong crowd if they are ok and willing to insert objects down there

I agree with this 100%

[Other.]

You are most assuredly hanging out with the wrong crowd if they are ok and willing to insert objects down there

I agree with this 100%

Eels were probably being inserted into places before anyone fell asleep.

[D4u2s0t]

wow... i wouldn't even want to THINK about seeing a friends rectum, let alone stick somthing up it...