Why does my 2yr old have to

[Bassn Blvd]

pick the smallest, most painful part of my 6'2 frame to jump on?

[NewAngler]

For the same reason my four year old wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

[Dan:]

For the same reason my four year pos wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

ahahahahahahaha

[1inStripes]

For the same reason my four year pos wound up, punched and said "is this your fragiles?"

Heh, kids.

Ah, I laugh and hurt at the same time.

[bilgerat]

Took a shot to the daddy bags, eh ? They'll be more of them. 

Thank God my kids are older. I don't miss those days. 

[=Matt 5.0=]

pick the smallest, most painful part of my 6'2 frame to jump on?

:-? LOL. I keed, I keed.

[Tin]

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

[MattinOK]

    After reading this thread, I am glad it will be a long lonnnnnnggggggg time before I have kids.

[ichigo]

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

[1inStripes]

Sounds like your youngun knows about bullseyes.  You always aim for the small, center location.

[=Matt 5.0=]

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

That's true. Ninja kicks off the couch, lightsabers to the knuckles, etc. I'm also glad that we had a little girl. Dress up and tea party sound a lot less dangerous than getting run over by Grave Digger Powerwheels. .

[NewAngler]

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

d**n dude, it's 2010. Not 1950.

[Gale1980]

this is just payback for hitting your dad in the nuts! i know i got snapped at for a knee or an elbow to the groin more than once when i was a little one.

[bweave09]

Don't worry, 5.0's kid does jump, he uses a light-saber and other directed energy weapons of testicular destruction.

That's true. Ninja kicks off the couch, lightsabers to the knuckles, etc. I'm also glad that we had a little girl. Dress up and tea party sound a lot less dangerous than getting run over by Grave Digger Powerwheels. .

You think girls are better? A few years ago my sister (who was probably 15 at the time) got upset with my dad for trying to have "the talk" and she threw a deck of cards to get him to stop and hit him right under the eye. He bled a lot. Good luck!

[Bass XL]

if i had a kid that punch to my nuts or bust my back i will hit my kid with belt

Good god. I feel sorry for your future children.